Crayons and Onions

To smell musty or generally unpleasant.

Ex 1:
Guy 1: Hey man, I just got back from the gym.
Guy 2: Damn dude. You need to take a shower, your crayons and onions!

Ex 2:
Guy 1: Dude, smell my arm pits.
Guy 2: Ugh, crayons and onions!

by Mr. Friendly Guy June 22, 2009

onion-eyed

someone who with one look can send chills down your back.

wow; look at that creepy onion-eyed stalker!

by cheechanator March 27, 2008

onion ringing

it's when you buy onion rings from a fast food chain and stack them on a man's penis. then you put sauce on the onion rings and eat them off the penis. one by one.

"i was onion ringing with justin last night"

by onionringersforever October 12, 2011

stupid onion

nice ass.A womans backside that makes you crazy

yo babby thats a stupid onion

by judi January 17, 2004

Grilled Onions

The source of life

Grilled onions will soon take over the world..oof

by YehBoiGay June 6, 2018

burning onions

A person is said to be "burning onions" when they are having a hard time accomplishing a specific goal.

Unlike "spinning your wheels" this phrase does not contain any insinuations of harming the environment with toxic smoke. In fact, onions are better to eat than wheels, so it's really the healthier of the two phrases.

Sal: My apartment is already full of plants and I'm burning onions trying to find room for my new Aloe Vera plant!
Luces: Oh no, I hope you can make room for it!

by MavenRenman December 30, 2020

Muddy onion

an alternative word for the anus

the other day i woke up and my girlfreind was bent over with her muddy onion showing so i couldnt resist sticking my cock in

by thejackhammer69 June 12, 2010