crumbs monday

the national holiday that signifies toast cans death

ie. toast cans death day

“wow i can’t believe it’s crumbs monday!”
“happy crumbs monday toast cans!”

by toast mads February 22, 2021

Chicken crumbs

The crumbs that fall from fried chicken

"I went to the KFC drive thru earlier and now my car is full of chicken crumbs "

by TheChemist1726235272 July 11, 2017

eye crumbs

The yellowish residue in the corners of your eyes when you wake up.

Guy 1: "Damn you have serious eye crumbs, did you forget to wash your face"

by Digital Aphrodite August 22, 2015

crumbs on the bed

1:

A minor inconvenience that shall hinder your day/night until it is fixed

2:

literally crumbs on the bed

1:
Person 1: ugh its a crumbs on the bed day
Person 2: ughhhhh

2:
Person 1: I have crumbs on my bed
Person 2: damn man that sucks
Person 3: that'd explain where my weed poptart went
Person 1: YOUR WHAT

by WrenFloof#0666 April 18, 2022

bussy crumbs

leftovers from someone's bussy

ayo lemme get some of your bussy crumbs!

by glock glock you can't stop October 22, 2020

crumb boy

someone who gives little to nothing in a relationship. they give you little “crumbs” at a time instead of a whole cake.

“he took like 2 days to respond to my text and then said wyd. he a crumb boy.”

“she asked me to hang out but then said never mind she’s just going to stay home and pet her cat. she’s a crumb girl.”

by rach ho January 24, 2019

Poo Crumbs

Those little bits of poo left in the toilet after it has been flushed.

Girl goes to use toilet after her boyfriend..., "hey get back in here are get rid of these poo crumbs!"

by Mighty Muffin May 31, 2016