Banter

The fine art of having a joke with the lads! Can be witty remarks or just silly word play. Not every one always gets it but can't make the work day go soo much faster!

BANTER IS JUST A JOKE YOU CAN PLAY ON FRIENDS OR CO-WORKERS-

Me- what did you get up to last night mate

Brex- banged this filthy bird last night his name was Jamie...bants

by 1sizefitshall October 16, 2018

Banter Bottle

A bottle which is passed around by a group of people who provide contributions of human bodily fluid or other "potentially" edible matter to the bottle.

Once the bottle is full, the person who draws the shortest straw has to drink from the banter bottle.

Did you hear what's in the banter bottle this time? Apparently someone ejaculated in this one.

by DukeWilfred January 23, 2025

constructive banter

Construstructive banter: creating awkward/funny/evil situations for the your own amusment purposes. E.g: let's put these socks on my dog and laugh at him .. Person 2: you can't do that, its cruelty! Person 1: no,its just constructive banter.. Hence forth defining the phrase constructive banter ©GreenBandannaDictionary

Constructive banter was a phrase that originated from Jroad massive in the late months of 2013. Its a way to justify the cruelty towards friends/victims in your own mind. Eg: it may have made him cry,but now he knows his breathe smells like cheese

by tagwan November 13, 2013

Banter

Madge probably made it

Coorrrr thats banter, Madge must of told you that one

by Madge0 June 20, 2019

Banter

Not whatever the fuck rhea just did

Ayyy banter

by Bigpussydixkcunt October 31, 2018

punto banter

Banterous behaviour during being a passenger/driving of a fiat punto

Shouting abuse to pedestrians as you drive past them - "JEW" - "Punto banter"

by JKalinski April 13, 2011

'banter train'

A group of 2 or more people (often, but not necessarily, LADS) embarking on a common journey to no place in particular, united by the sole aim of having a laugh.

Lad 1: Man, today is a slow news day.
Lad 2: Tell me about it...what times does the 'banter train' leave?

*Enter Lad 3*

Lad 3: All aboard! First stop 'Japes City'!

by Arbie H November 27, 2013