Girl 1: who’s that?
Girl 2: oh that’s just Blake, his dick is inverted
Girl 1: no way wtf?
Girl 2: yep, and he can’t spell inverted
Girl 2: oh that’s just Blake, his dick is inverted
Girl 1: no way wtf?
Girl 2: yep, and he can’t spell inverted
by Analdestroyer47 May 27, 2018
Get the Blakemug. by Womanizer69 July 2, 2018
Get the Blakemug. - Blake it:
To Blake something is to monumentally destroy something in a fashion that only Blake Wood could.
To Blake something is to monumentally destroy something in a fashion that only Blake Wood could.
Blake(it)
Anecdotal example- If one were to break their car key in the ignition-one could say "He Blaked it!"
-To Blake something can also be a minor inconvenience you cause to a group of people. Eg. Inviting everyone to a weekend getaway, running out of phone battery, and sending everyone to the complete wrong address. "You Blaked it! You fuck."
* there are numerous ways in which a person can "Blake it", please consider adding your own tales of Blaking stuff.
Anecdotal example- If one were to break their car key in the ignition-one could say "He Blaked it!"
-To Blake something can also be a minor inconvenience you cause to a group of people. Eg. Inviting everyone to a weekend getaway, running out of phone battery, and sending everyone to the complete wrong address. "You Blaked it! You fuck."
* there are numerous ways in which a person can "Blake it", please consider adding your own tales of Blaking stuff.
by Blakefan December 16, 2013
Get the Blake(it)mug. blakes are typically goofy people, they seem super fun and bubbly at first, but eventually they become ignorant and self centered. blake is usually the name of a guy who is gay, but too afraid to come out. blakes are typically into cheerleading and theater. oh yeah, and let's no forget that blakes often times cheat and are abusive. they think its okay to try and manipulate you into staying by threatening you. basically i would just recommend staying away from blakes they are toxic af.
maddie- hey do you see that guy over there?
kayla- yeah that's blake.
maddie- should i ask for his number?
kayla- uh, well he cheats and is probably gay, so that's a bad idea.
maddie-aw man, he seemed goofy.
kayla- yeah that's blake.
maddie- should i ask for his number?
kayla- uh, well he cheats and is probably gay, so that's a bad idea.
maddie-aw man, he seemed goofy.
by the blonde woman June 24, 2020
Get the blakemug. From my experiences there is two types of Blake. The first one is that he is a total playboy he has the looks and personality but will make you fall in love and then leaves. Then wants to reconnect every few weeks over all he can be a good person but honestly really isn't. He will lie and say he can't do something and then does it with someone else. The second type is the guy that it always funny and there to try and make you laugh. He's not always successful at it but he trys. He can be and ass sometimes but you always forgive him. He can also be extremely annoying . He's a good friend and know what to say at the right time. But also says it at the worst time possible. If you find a Blake keep him.
by Kitkatvisco April 23, 2020
Get the Blakemug. The best dude you will ever meet. Has the biggest ding sling ever. At least a 40 inch. Girls want him. He is a god. He is Jesus. If Jesus was a hot pile of muscle!!
by BigBeanMan96 November 24, 2019
Get the Blakemug.