a nigel suicide speed wank

when your having a wank just before blowing your mayonnaise load, shout out Mum!!!!(diseased and rotting). bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room

a nigel suicide speed wank cool

by mrs tosser October 19, 2025

tranny nigel

wears his dead mums crotchless knickers

tranny nigel rides the tranny bus

by mrs tosser August 6, 2025

Colegio Nigel Matthew

Colegio Nigel Matthew or CNM for short is an Arubian school that uses the dutch education system, 90% of the people at this school are Fruity af

Morbius : yo do you go to Colegio Nigel Matthew

Mohammed : Yeah its pretty horrible here

by MassiveManBlalls December 12, 2022

nigelous

a fortnite bot that spends his time lurking xbox servers, and enjoys activities such as skateboarding.

Matt: have u heard about james
John: ye heard he is a nigelous

by albert 3inst3in November 12, 2018

nigels chink birth sign

the year of the INCEL

nigels chink birth sign

by mrs tosser September 22, 2025

lying nigel

the cunt who even lies when asked the time

lying nigel counts to a billion

by mrs tosser August 6, 2025

NIGEL AND MARMALADE

The best crackshow ever. You can find it on youtube.

There's also the bastard bird, Marmalade the doghorsething, Nigel the tiny wizard. He's kind of stupid but cute.
Marmalade shows no emotion.

Me: I love Nigel and Marmalade.
Sangwoo: You mean salad fingers?
Me: how tf did you get here

by Haru-Official February 14, 2024