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A colloquial term given to a friendless Australian person, often a social misfit. The term originated in Australia in the 1970s, it has evolved over the years to include Asian Australian immigrants, who often has a fondness of all the new joiner ladies in their place of work. Usually has chronic erectile dysfunction (“ED”) and found carrying old lunches and hams in their gym bag.
A colloquial term given to a friendless Australian person, often a social misfit. The term originated in Australia in the 1970s, it has evolved over the years to include Asian Australian immigrants, who often has a fondness of all the new joiner ladies in their place of work. Usually has chronic erectile dysfunction (“ED”) and found carrying old lunches and hams in their gym bag.
Colleague V: “what do you have in your gym bag?”
Nigel: “oh I’ve just got the delivered meals that our boss didn’t eat, and I’ve got an entire ham. BAU.”
Colleague V: “why do you carry those around?”
Nigel: “because I’m a Nigel”
Nigel: “oh I’ve just got the delivered meals that our boss didn’t eat, and I’ve got an entire ham. BAU.”
Colleague V: “why do you carry those around?”
Nigel: “because I’m a Nigel”
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He's confident and hella sexy and if you think that, its just called being mature.
(People who don't think Nigel is hot just aren't mature enough to realise).
He's always shipped with one person, that person finds it annoying. That one person also happens to be the one person who doesn't hate him. <3
He's confident and hella sexy and if you think that, its just called being mature.
(People who don't think Nigel is hot just aren't mature enough to realise).
He's always shipped with one person, that person finds it annoying. That one person also happens to be the one person who doesn't hate him. <3
"Yo look, Nigel just scored 24 baskets."
"Nigel seems like a smart person."
"We need more people like Nigel."
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