crunch my nan

something a european dude says when something goes wrong

"i stubbed my toe..crunch my nan bruv"

by gruwief December 13, 2022

Crusty nan

a nan who has crusty hair, makeup that is not blended and has bingo wings

person 1: “have you seen Ava’s nan?”
person 2: “i know she’s literally the definition of a crusty nan”

by smellywelly16 April 17, 2022

NAN

The part that nicks the ass and the nuts; nut ass nicker.

Stop being a NAN.

by GumbyThomp June 30, 2022

Your Nan

Someone that is deceased and is brought up for comedic effect.

S-Dog: "Your Nan is dead haha"
R-Dog: "lol"

by SlipperySandison October 3, 2017

NAN

NAN abbreviation for Nut Ass Nigga

He a NAN for smoking that mid ass blunt.

by bankrollzay June 21, 2024

Nan

Chubby cunt

Hey look he’s a nan

by Timmythesquirrel October 16, 2019

Your nan

Your Nan is a comeback which is not just worse than your mom but more annoying. It is only used by people who were dropped when they were babies as a cheep comeback because they are more brain dead than a hedgehog on a motorway full of fast moving lorries.

Your Nan is in my bead.

by I like planes March 17, 2022