wall nailing

the act of having text sex over someones facebook wall otherwise known as wall fucking, wall sex, wall banging, or wall play.
Joe: yo dude i was totally wall nailing nicole on facebook last night

random kid: yo thats awesome i heard shes totally bangin.

Joe: o there she is. peace dude i got some business to attend to.
by Joe leg February 12, 2009
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Blowjob nails

when you get your nails all snazzed up to suck wiener
Ooo home girl got a nice manicure!! Diggin the blowjob nails!
by CODgamer013 August 20, 2021
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happy nail

1. (n) a cheaply owned and operated nail salon.
2. (adj.) an ecstatic individual.
3. (n) an act of sexual intercourse that yielded pleasing results.

For definitions 2 and 3, increased repetition of the word happy or nail in succession of one another emphasizes their respective pleasantness. The repetition does not have to be in the correct order and either word can be omitted entirely as long as the amount of words in the phrase is equal to 2 or more.

Ex: Happy nail nail; happy happy happy; nail happy happy.
1. I got Sarah a gift card to the happy nail.
2. Jon was a happy nail after opening his birthday present.
3. That hot date last night ended in a happy happy nail.
by followtheleft December 25, 2022
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Nail chipper

An personl who has a job working in manual labor. An example of this job would be a gardener, landscaper, maid. Basically anybody who has jobs work working for some rich rich rich ass motherfuckers. Specifically jobs that may damage your hands, manual labor, any kind of shit job that a rich person would rather pay for than risk chipping a nail for.

The job needn't be labor intensive or difficult on your hands, & expands to any sort of blue collar job.

Not necessarily correlated with a low income job. An example would be a GM of a country club. Maybe this person even grew up in a upper-middle-class wealthy family but this dude works at a fucking club for some rich motherfuckers. He will always be polishing those shoes for a living, chipping those nails for those chipless, manicured, vanilla-smelling handed cake eaters.

Some nail chippers may even socialize with those who employ them such as a caddy shoe shiner maybe a Gourmet Chef that works for a rich family and Cooks their meals all fucking day I do probably make a lot of money probably won't go to Starbucks and probably probably bougois, maybe a yuppy.

I found it nail chippers gravitate towards cake eaters specifically due to the consistency of work cake eaters demand( companies that do landscaping snow shoveling Christmas light decorating.

Ironically, nail clippers maybe even called upon to the cake eaters home for a special manicure pedicure.
Hello Meredith hello chadsworth. Sorry to ask such a question would you have a recommendation for a good nail chipper? We can't seem to get hours to fold the children's sheets properly and I'll be damned spend the first half hour of my morning listening to our current nail chipper talk about how our kids couldn't sleep cuz she can't learn how to fold the fucking sheets properly.

Yeah man there's no way I'm going to go to work for a fucking employer that gives me a drug screen. I don't mind running around chipping nails for a buck.

I don't care how much they're going to pay me !

Dude, will be making like 200 Grand a year being a manager at the Snack

Shack at the Country Club! Are you crazy!

Brah, I wouldn't Brown cake eaters for a career if they guaranteed Lady Gaga would give me a blowjob every morning after my bowl of Fruity Pebbles.
by rockynugs November 30, 2018
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Nail biter

Someone who is afraid to make decisions due to disproportional fear of the consequences.
I realized I had forgot my ID after I was already standing in line with a 6-pack of IPA.

Luckily, I was in the lane with a familiar grocery cashier who had sold me beer numerous times.

When asked for ID I politely said "hey sorry I just realized I forgot it" .
The cashier nervously looks at me then turns around to her manager and says "a customer is here who I have sold to before but they forgot their ID this time" .
To my displeasure, the manager lets me know I cannot be sold the beer without an ID.
The cashier in this example is a nail biter.
by Dopedik October 07, 2021
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Nailed it nods

When you are quietly impressed with yourself so you give yourself a couple little nods of approval.
After sucking down a couple hot ones, Luke gave himself a couple nailed it nods to show how chuffed he was with himself.
by Iamegg1993 December 31, 2019
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feature nail

n. A finger or toe nail that is painted and/or shaped differently from the other nail on that hand or foot.
"I broke my feature nail!"
by WiXan June 08, 2013
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