murder mystery

Verb - to murder mystery
To skip to the end of something to find out its conclusion.

I couldn't be bothered reading the whole of the article, so I just murder mysteried down to the end.

Oh man, I don't have time for this, I'm just going to murder mystery it. Done!

by TRMW August 16, 2010

Scooby Doo Mystery

Describes the circumstances involving male ejaculate dispersed out of field of vision during orgasm, and the male and/or partner being unaware of the whereabouts of the ejaculate landing spot.

Did you just cum?" "yeah, but it's a Scooby Doo Mystery

by aeonjoey October 18, 2010

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a triple flip reset musty no-scope piss fart among us at 3am backboard sus shot is when your playing rocket and you score a triple flip reset musty no-scope piss fart among us at 3am backboard sus shot

while I was playing rocket league I scored a triple flip reset musty no-scope piss fart among us at 3am backboard sus shot!

by SusSusSusSusSusSusSusSusSusSus April 21, 2022

Mysterio

Infamous Mexican bandit, real name El Philipio Mysterio Eden Sanchez, known for his card tricks and moustache. His powers come from his mystical sombrero.

"Mysterio stole my wallet and ruined my business. Curses."

by xKieran October 12, 2006

Rey Mysterio

Rey Mysterio is so cool. He is magic and he can fly. He is the greatest wrestler to ever live. If you fuck with him he will 619 you in less than a second. Then he will set you on fire and do the tombstone, FU, Pedigree, Sweet Chin Music, Samoan Spike, Batista Bomb, Swanton Bomb, Twist of Fate, Spear, RKO (even though it sucks), Five Star Frog Splash, Dominator, Chokeslam, Vertebreaker, Canadian Destroyer, Angle Slam, Ankle Lock, Figure Four, Five Knuckle Shuffle, STFU, Stinger Splash, Scorpion Deathdrop, Walls of Jericho, Crippler Crossface, Stone Cold Stunner, Rock Bottom, Hogan Legdrop, Con-Chair-To, put you through a table, hit you with a ladder, then amputate all four of your limbs while you are still concious, give you a root canal without novocane, hit you with a barbed wire baseball bat, then shoot you with an AK47. You know it's coming Chavo. He wont forget Umaga either. And by the way, Umaga's real name is Eward Fatu. Look it up on wikipedia.

Rey Mysterio is so cool. If you fuck with him he will 619 you in less than a second. Then he will set you on fire and do the tombstone, FU, Pedigree, Sweet Chin Music, Samoan Spike, Batista Bomb, Swanton Bomb, Twist of Fate, Spear, RKO (even though it sucks), Five Star Frog Splash, Dominator, Chokeslam, Vertebreaker, Canadian Destroyer, Angle Slam, Ankle Lock, Figure Four, Five Knuckle Shuffle, STFU, Stinger Splash, Scorpion Deathdrop, Walls of Jericho, Crippler Crossface, Stone Cold Stunner, Rock Bottom, Hogan Legdrop, Con-Chair-To, put you through a table, hit you with a ladder, then amputate all four of your limbs while you are still concious, give you a root canal without novocane, hit you with a barbed wire baseball bat, then shoot you with an AK47. You know it's coming Chavo. He wont forget Umaga either. And by the way, Umaga's real name is Eward Fatu. Look it up on wikipedia.

by elmer the great March 7, 2007

misty mailman

to receive a blowjob and after you cum in her mouth she spits the cum into your butthole (delivering the cum package) and continues to give you a rimjob. while shes rimming you, you fart and thus mist the cum onto her face

When Kara got back from class she said she was having breathing problems so i gave her a misty mailman to help her out.

by Calhoun Hall March 15, 2008

the mysterious stranger

The Mysyerious Stranger requires preparation prior to having sex to be ready for it. To complete the mysterious stranger you need to start having sex with your girl by a window. Also, you must be fucking her from behind so she is not looking at you. Then, in one swift motion you will have to pull out your dick, and have your buddy, who has been secretly in the room the whole time without the girl knowing, jump in and take over for you. Then, while he continues fucking her, you run outside and wave at your girl through the window and enjoy the suprised look on her face when she sees you.

"ohh baby you like that?"

"yeah i like thatttt"

--silence--

"hey that guy outside the window looks just like y--- AHHHHHHHHH"

THE MYSTERIOUS STRANGER

by SUPERTIMMEHH August 3, 2007