A Leah Elizabeth Murray is the most important person you could ever stumble upon, she is tall and gorgeous and her hair is like no other. She has a series of freckles that run down her arms, one specific cluster looking like the constellation Cancer, which is truly the most extraordinary feature any human could have.
She has a little red dot under her right eye, yet she cannot tell her lefts from her rights no matter how hard she tries. On her left arm you’ll find a little white scar, she’ll probably never tell you how she got it, but i know; i know a lot about her.
The colour purple suits her best, her dog has the same name as mine, her brother is funny, she has an unhealthy obsession with nathan carter, her taste in men is almost as bad as her taste in women, and the racing au is ours.
You may think you know platonic love but you don’t until you’ve met your Leah Elizabeth Murray; I’d forgive her if she killed and if listen to her (yap about her current obsession) even if i were deaf. I still don’t understand your mha or why your first tab in SOA is *THAT* but i’ll get over it. Sally face isn’t that bad i’ll admit, they are kinda racing au.
You’ll never meet a person kinder than this Leah Elizabeth Murray, her tolerance for assholes is outstanding and her tolerance for me still baffles even myself. She’s scarily smart and she cries at almost everything tbf but i hope i never ever never have another bestfriend, i want this one here please forever she my fav
She has a little red dot under her right eye, yet she cannot tell her lefts from her rights no matter how hard she tries. On her left arm you’ll find a little white scar, she’ll probably never tell you how she got it, but i know; i know a lot about her.
The colour purple suits her best, her dog has the same name as mine, her brother is funny, she has an unhealthy obsession with nathan carter, her taste in men is almost as bad as her taste in women, and the racing au is ours.
You may think you know platonic love but you don’t until you’ve met your Leah Elizabeth Murray; I’d forgive her if she killed and if listen to her (yap about her current obsession) even if i were deaf. I still don’t understand your mha or why your first tab in SOA is *THAT* but i’ll get over it. Sally face isn’t that bad i’ll admit, they are kinda racing au.
You’ll never meet a person kinder than this Leah Elizabeth Murray, her tolerance for assholes is outstanding and her tolerance for me still baffles even myself. She’s scarily smart and she cries at almost everything tbf but i hope i never ever never have another bestfriend, i want this one here please forever she my fav
person 1: “is that Leah Elizabeth Murray?”
person 2: “hell yeah it is! just look at her! She’s got the gorgeous hair, she’s tall, her figure is to die for and looks she’s got the short one beside her!”
megan: “oi.”
person 2: “hell yeah it is! just look at her! She’s got the gorgeous hair, she’s tall, her figure is to die for and looks she’s got the short one beside her!”
megan: “oi.”
by racingau22 March 31, 2024
To spend money lavishly on items, experiences or fads that are not essential to everyday life. All the while complaining at a lack of money or poor social of living conditions for yourself or your family. Particularly prevalent during periods of insecurity surrounding someones residence/living arrangements.
(Assisted by TwoSpell_Wizard)
(Assisted by TwoSpell_Wizard)
Andy: Unbelievable those council bastards are making us homeless in 6 months! We can’t afford to move right now.
Jack: Does that mean you’ll be giving up the season ticket then? That sucks mate.
Andy: Oh no thats staying. Me and the family are heading down for a few days next weekend.
Neal: That is a prime example of The Murray Juxtaposition
Jack: Does that mean you’ll be giving up the season ticket then? That sucks mate.
Andy: Oh no thats staying. Me and the family are heading down for a few days next weekend.
Neal: That is a prime example of The Murray Juxtaposition
by MohamedSalah3449 September 02, 2021
The 147 King and Founder. Can be found lurking in the shadows of the back arse of nowhere making cucumber sandwiches. Usually smells of farts and vapes and enjoys a good rave.
“Did you hear what happened to Ben Murray man? Heard he crumbled his own cave with a 900 decibel thunderfart!”
by keepherlitman147 August 05, 2022
A one-of-a-kind man who cares greatly for children. His nose can penetrate any orifice and his mind is filled with the screams of thousands of children.
Wow, that guy has been hanging round the playground for hours, oh, wait, never mind, it's just Stevie Murray.
by xXYAAASXx June 08, 2019
When a person, typically from California, does “A Peter Murray” they do various horrendous acts including, telling dad jokes (as not a dad), singing dad jokes (still not a dad), and, normally, isn’t a dad.
The word originates from the Latin word petal las del murrat, which means to be hungry, but some English man mistranslated and misspelled the word to make this word
The word originates from the Latin word petal las del murrat, which means to be hungry, but some English man mistranslated and misspelled the word to make this word
by Ladle petal jiggle April 30, 2024
Will Smith posts a video, captioned '' Me n' @jadapinkettsmith got all dressed up to choose chaos, right before the INCIDENT.
Comment:
'' Wanna hear a joke, Murray? ''
Comment:
'' Wanna hear a joke, Murray? ''
by Aughh April 02, 2022