Mud Shark

A caucasian person who will only date or sleep with a person of color.

Dude #1: I think Suzanne is cute do you think we could hook up?

Dude #2: No, you're white and she is a Mud Shark!

by Init Tho March 3, 2008

mud fart

A fart that is released by someone who is sick and has diarrhea. Whomever lets a mud fart will be delighted to find a creamy thick liquid that is somewhat similar to warm mud.

"Lilly waddled to the bathroom after letting a huge mud fart".

by DirtyBabyBunny September 25, 2005

Bud Muds

An uncontrollable case of diarrhea, or other loose-stooled B.M. stemming from consumption of alcohol, generally cheap alcohol.

After a long night of hammering Milwaukee's BEAST, Peter woke up with a severe case of the Bud Muds.

by somuchmud July 21, 2008

mud geyser

A method of protest practiced by "Yippies" of the 60's whereas after a large meal is consumed, preferably Mexican, a large dose of laxative is administerd. After sufficient intestinal brewage has taken place, the activist takes to a public swimming facility, and after inhaling a long deep breath, submerges only to emerge ass first (and ass only) to the surface in a populated area of the said public swimming facility for the sole purpose of spraying a fountain of gut grease skyward. The horror in the aftermath is immesurable.

We were enjoying a wonderful spring day at our local lake when we had to make a rapid evacuation due to a filthy individual demonstrating a "mud geyser."

by Wingman September 14, 2003

mud volleyball

(muhd-vol-ee-bawl): verb - a sexual act in which the male poops out his poop into his female counterparts anus and as he inserts his penis in to her porkpit over and over again his balls will smack his own poop that is now in and around her anus thus creating mud volleyball.

1. Hey girl... trying to play some mud volleyball? I've got the poo if you have the butthole.
2. The other day my girlfriend and I were playing mud volleyball and I got feces all over the inside of my thighs.

by JohnnyBanger May 28, 2009

Mud Sally

When one eats out the asshole of another and then it appears they have been eating melted chocolate.

Angie: Dillon, have you been eating a copious amount of chocolate?
Dillon: No, Mom. I performed a mud sally with Derick at Littlefield Park.

by Benjamin Schroeter January 17, 2008

MUD PACK

It's what happens when you get your asshole invaded.

If you got fucked in your ass then you got your mud packed. The person that hit you in your shitter spitter is a mud packer.

by BIG V AKA VOODOO November 12, 2007