Mississippi Mud

When your really sick, and you make your slut girlfriend give you a rim job and you diarrhea all over her

After my mom brought me some chicken noodle soup i tricked that bitch and gave her the Mississippi mud

by The Chronic 405 February 19, 2009

Mississippi Mudslide

The act of using watery feces to humiliate another individual in any way whatsoever. Also an act of morbid affection.

We all watched in horror as Danielle Donatello vandalized Xander Zimmalina's Shitty Times Ten(Chevrolet S-10) by putting her watery feces all over it. She later explained that she had just performed the infamous Mississippi Mudslide. She also added that this is also an act of morbid affection. We were totally shocked and genuinely afraid. We then proceeded to back away slowly while carefully keeping her in our line of vision. Before finally sprinting to safety one of us told Danielle to "look over there". Upon success of this classic diversionary technique, we found safety in a nearby alley. Breathing heavily we all wondered if one day we would ourselves become victims of the Mississippi Mudslide. We hoped not but then again it is an act of affection so we were somewhat confused.

by Don Turgenson April 12, 2008

mississippi tophat

n, mullet style haircut. Business in the front, party in the back. Especially where the top and sides of the man's head is crew cut and the back is left to grow long and pretty.

The four guys in front of us at the monster truck rally were all wearing Mississippi tophats and ZZ Top t-shirts.

by willie nille July 26, 2006

Mississippi Mudslide

After finishing with that lame, I just lay on my back and don't move piece of ass, you deficate on the clit and watch it slide

Note: works best after a long night of Corona, and mexican food

If the bitch can't ride bust out the slide.

by Kris AKA Shorty Unc Unc August 25, 2004

mississippi turnpike

(N.) the occurrence of eating fried chicken in a kayak on a main road whilst being ridden reverse cowgirl.

Guy 1: "how'd your date go last night?"
Guy 2: "She was a freak, she took me out to kfc and then gave me a mississippi turnpike."
road kayak freaky reverse cowgirl fried chicken

by Buttstuff21 August 1, 2016

Mississippi Riverboat

Akin to a Cleveland Steamer, the Mississippi Riverboat is accomplished by first getting the runs, then taking a liquid shit on the neck and chest of a woman, at which point the shit runs down her like a wide, muddy river

I had enchiladas for lunch, which turned the Cleveland Steamer I laid on her into a Mississippi Riverboat

by Milfadd July 26, 2011

mississippi paddleboat

Having multiple people positioned in a circle completing the act of masturbation by pulling up and down on the forearm, while the male holds his own penis.

See Dutch Rudder for the singular and instructions.

Whilst down in the bayou me and the boys from the gator wrestling squad wanted to try the Dutch Rudder, but as there were twelve of us we ended up doing the Mississippi Paddleboat.

by Deconius November 15, 2016