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atomic mirror brain 

When calling someone a smoothbrain isn’t enough
*last person on your team in call of duty doesn’t know what callouts are in search and destroy*
You: A guy just killed me in middle, he’s coming to A, look out.
Dumbass: Where?
You: Middle, what you don’t have a minimap?
Dumbass: What’s a minimap?
You: Bro how clueless are you
Dumbass: *dies*
You: BRO I CANT EVEN CALL YOU A SMOOTHBRAIN YOURE A FUCKEN ATOMIC MIRROR BRAIN
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One Way Mirror

Someone becomes a "One Way Mirror" when they are attempting to form a relationship with someone, but is the only one individual is interested in bonding. This leads to very one-sided relationships where one person knows a lot about the other, but it can't be said vice-versa.
Person 1 :Jack is being a total One Way Mirror, he won't leave me alone & keeps asking me all these questions. He knows so much about me, but I don't even know what classes he's taking.

Person 2: What a creep, can't he take a hint?
One Way Mirror by blufrd April 29, 2021

Looking into the mirror 

The act of taking copious ammonts of Cocaine
"So what have you done over the weekend?"

"A long weekend of looking into the mirror."

"Ah, a bit of soul searching was it?"

"Nah...Cocaine"

You're talking to a mirror

An insult used to argue with hypocrites, whose words also affects themselves.
Ugly person: wow, why are you so ugly?
Normal person: sorry to tell you, but you're talking to a mirror.

Magic Mirror 

A texting game where two people send naked pictures back and forth mimicking each other in each picture.
Ex. Person 1 sends picture of themself wearing only pants, so person 2 sends one of themself wearing only a shirt. You can also play it with poses as well. This is for the most part a sexting game, as is called Magic Mirror
Magic Mirror by RandZIdeas July 7, 2014

London Daily Mirror 

What michaelmoore.com calls the communist toilet paper newspaper "the mirror", truly the worst newspaper ever. This is an attempt to make the sourse sound like a creditable, established paper, when in fact it is crap, and read by old people.
I really wish michael moore would bitch about america in america, rather than assuming he will be accpeted in europe, the faggot.

The black mirror 

Two men book-ending while each is fucking a woman in the same position each couple is a mirror image of the other
Those two couples were doing the black mirror at that swingers party
The black mirror by Mick diggler September 29, 2019