merf

the act of jumping off of the middle floor of a building.

I cant take nemore of these damn muffins, im gonna merf yo!

by heebie jeebie March 5, 2003

Melfinna

Melfinna is a girl who always gossips about other people. She cannot keep her pie hole shut and always speaks crap about people whom she is jealous of. Because of this many people hate her through out her school, workplace etc. Often times she lies and tells the teacher on anyone who speaks about her. Hypocrite much? She is also a try hard and thinks she is 'it' when in reality nobody likes her. She is very two-faced, actually make that ten faced. She is continuously trying to copy everybody and wouldn't know what original was if it hit her in the face with a brick. Finally, Melfinnas are very rude and always tries to get the boys attention. xxx

Girl: Omg! Melfinna is copying me again!

Me: Don't worry about it... She always copies me... She's jealous

Girl: Lol! K

by Wankywanker April 14, 2014

marfinating

performing anal creampies in excess of morale standards in any form of religion

People marfinating in the Philippines is a sight of wonder.

by jeyps July 4, 2014

merciless_night

A Night Operative from a roblox myth. The hottest there is. An absolute sex machine. Buff man. Absolutely a fucking monster and that’s what I like in a man😏

He is pregnant

Why is a roblox avatar hot what the fuck ayo @Merciless_Night yo mama

by pee god December 3, 2020

meriam herbert

An ugly transvestite who sits in the library by herself (although it could be a he) and read books like a nerd. She has no friends and no life and smells like a flyblown sheep.

Don't be a meriam herbert!

by Amanda hugandkiss November 25, 2004

merf

1. an utterance of exertion upon lifting a large, awkward object.
2. an utterance of exhaustion upon the dropping of a large, awkward object.

1. with a mighty cry of "merf!" he heaved the dishwasher onto his shoulder.

2. "merf." she sighed after dropping the engine onto the garage floor.

by kita June 8, 2004

Melfie

A selfie photograph taken infront of a mirror to view how one looks

I'll just take a 'melfie' to see if my clothes look good

by Hig1983 March 24, 2016