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broadcast memory

when you are telling a story about your life when suddenly you realize that it was derived from a show or movie. NOT YOUR OWN LIFE. usually occurs within a person who has "no life"
Brad: hey dude, one time i had a crush on this girl named mary and i was at her house on prom night and got my penis caught in my zipper while i was...wait...nevermind, that was from the movie "all about mary".

Chad: Wow Brad, havin a bad case of broadcast memory? You really need to get a life!
by NatGrimace June 21, 2009
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Memory Hop

When your brain skips and later doesn't know how something happened.
by Plague-Sided October 7, 2019
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memory foam ass

when a guy/girl has an extraordinarily soft behind.
Eric: Broooo, Cbass has that memory foam ass!
Cbass: ?!?!
by Ivoznck November 5, 2020
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Pure Memory

Yay!! Congratulations on getting all Pures! You amazing human. If anybody hates you then they are just jealous like how we have jealousboyhalo right now! Oh well! You are going to do amazing things one day!
Max: I get Pure Memory in everything.
Roxanne: Stop bragging about it.
by u/welikeReddit1 February 13, 2021
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involuntary memory

when you remeber something you did yeas ago that was cring
involuntary memory is oof XP
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Selective Negative Memory (SNM)

A characteristic possessed by people who concentrate only on the negative aspects of every situation, dismissing any positives.
Guy 1: No one invites me to anything nowadays

Guy 2: What about last week when we invited you to that party and everyone was jumping with joy to see you.

Guy 1: It was all fake. No one actually likes me.

Guy 1 is suffering from a Selective Negative Memory (SNM)
by SilverRod0203 June 12, 2018
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memoryproblems

an urban legend about one who is mysterious figure who never sleeps, and lives on a computer, posting numerous spam posts to forums, while forgetting that he really has a life, and all the details within.
God Damn, Memoryproblems sure did this forum a number.
by Dennis Bland April 26, 2006
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