mana-boner

When too dudes or dudettes turn a conversation into a Magic the Gathering conversation, sometimes to the dismay of friends, it means they had a mana-boner, and could not contain their excitement about an aspect of Magic the Gathering. For context, mana is the in-game currency for Magic the Gathering.

I'll leave you two mages alone to rub your raging mana-boners together and make a mana-fire.

by xxmtg June 13, 2022

Chana Mana Enema

The process by which a clogged colon is relaxed by shoving Indian food up your butthole to relieve the pressure and thus having a free flowing bowel movement.

Henry hadn't gone to the bathroom in three days so I suggested a Chana Mana Enema to allow him to take a crap.

by Cattard June 21, 2022

Manas

A name given to an inferior Indian men. They usually have below-average intelligence and penis size.

Damn bro the way you are acting I could have sworn your name is Manas

by Scleepcu February 23, 2022

Mana

Slang for when something sucks/isn't funny/is generally bad/undesirable

Guy 1: Did you listen to that new song I sent you?
Guy 2: Yeah bro, I didn't fw it though; it was so mana.
Guy 1: Bumboclert!

by Jonte33 January 21, 2026

Mana Hypothesis

The idea that the universe is permeated by a subtle, vital energy or life force that can be harnessed, directed, or depleted by living beings, objects, or rituals. Often drawn from Polynesian and fantasy concepts, this hypothesis posits "mana" as a quantifiable yet non-physical resource that powers magic, exceptional skill, spiritual presence, or extraordinary luck. It's the speculative fuel for systems where will and ritual can produce effects, suggesting reality has a hidden battery that some people or places are better at tapping into than others.

Example: "After pulling three all-nighters to finish the project, I was running on pure caffeine and desperation. My coworker said, 'You've drained all your mana.' He was invoking the Mana Hypothesis—the idea that my focus and creative juice were a finite, mystical resource I'd burned through. His solution? A 'mana potion' (a green smoothie) and a visit to the 'recharge site' (the park) to tap back into the ambient life-force energy of nature."

by Abzunammu February 2, 2026