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Swollen Makeout Face

Swollen lips and cheeks which occurs after a lengthy makeout session, usually the next morning. Redness or irritated skin may also occur, also known as the "Makeout Rash."
Heather, I can see you hit it off with the guy from the bar last night. I know this because you have swollen makeout face

Or - Heather you have such a gordious swollen makeout face.
by Bajunga Judge September 7, 2007
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makeoutclub

A website where desperate, shy emo boys can find large numbers of insecure loose scenester punk and emo girls to easily hook up with.

abbreviated "moc"

see also netwhore
I IMed 20 girls off of makeoutclub and hung out with 10 of them.
by BAMF.com April 8, 2003
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makeout walrus

A huge makeout whore. Someone who likes to play tonsil hockey at the clerb
Did you see Lauren macking on that frat boy with the jew fro? What a makeout walrus!
by Tito lover March 10, 2014
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makeout call

To call someone up with the intention of kissing for a long period time. Usually done by those not in a relationship. Rumored to be a myth since it leads to the infamous booty call.
I just got my period and don't want sex. Maybe I should call CJ for a makeout call instead.
by Tonsil Hockey Lover March 8, 2015
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makeout marathon

Make out in 7 places over the course of a week. One location per week. Fun game to play with partner...if you're into that stuff
My girlfriend bailed on day 1 of the makeout marathon. I'm so pissed because I was really in the mood. Time to breakup:)
by tncarch December 8, 2014
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Makeout May

It’s like destroy dick december but with making out. Good luck kids
Person 1: Guess what month it is????!!!!
Person 2: Makeout May!!!!
by 90ZKIDZ April 30, 2019
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National Makeout Day

Jim: Sarah won’t kiss me what do I do man
Jake: She HAS to its April 14th
Jim: And that is..?
Jake: National Makeout Day my nigga!
by allisonlovemecock May 26, 2018
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