Lettuce talker

Someone who talks to inanimate objects

Such as a restaurant worker who talks to the food as they’re preparing it

Mike: my coworker is such a lettuce talker he talks to the food as he’s preparing it

Me : holy buddy’s a nut

by stalin_was_ballin October 25, 2022

Lettuce Face

somebody who doesn't care about what people think and blabs his mouth mouth like crazy. Their always acting stupid and loitering around.

"Tyler's just a fucking lettuce face, he's always acting dumb and shit"

by golfpridespacewide December 14, 2015

Devil’s lettuce

Informal humorous jargon used to describe marijuana and lampoon religious people’s belief that it is the work of the devil.

I’m glad we don’t have to hide the devil’s lettuce in our backyard anymore. Now if we could just get the feds to reschedule it.

by Toosour August 23, 2019

Ball of lettuce

The better name for the shape of lettuce.

Dave reached for the ball of lettuce in the sink.

by Helios Alpha May 30, 2016

Devil's Lettuce

Contrary to popular belief, if you look at the old testament, the devils lettuce is actually a reference to dogshit nasty cilantro.

"Keep that god damn Devil's lettuce off of my tacos."

by Frostybadger August 9, 2021

Lucifer's Lettuce

Marijuana, bud, weed, smoke, ganja, 420, tree, green, herb, pot, dope, reefer, chronic, dro, kush, African broccoli, Bobby Brown, cabbage, cheeba, Detroit, diesel, doobie, fire, Grandpa's medicine, gwaai, hash, killer, jazz cabbage, jazz cigarettes, loud, mary jane, mota(spanish), party parsley, nugs, pack, scooby doodle, smoke, skank, skunk, wizard, wacky tobaccy, morning meds, etc.

"I caught little Johnny smoking Lucifer's Lettuce with that slut Tammy behind the bleachers."

by Beaver Teaser January 13, 2019

Shake a lettuce

Polite way for a lady to say shes going for a wiz

"I'm just going to shake a lettuce"

by Leeds Geography May 24, 2008