laborious

large, hefty, big-boned, lots of volume

he looked very laborious at thanksgiving

by gyatttrrrizzz November 28, 2024

laborious

big boned, hefty, large

He looked very laborious in that bikini.

by gyatttrrrizzz November 30, 2024

Labor daugh

when your john pappy slips you a sticky paper with dirt and you smoke it on labor day and walk around dressed as a break dancing naked pigeon while also being very suspicious of the line of brown midgets following you that you have no idea where they came from even though really you have just been shitting a dotted line on the ground as you walked around because the evaporated tree baby was almost definitely laced with laxatives.

Sum guy: "Liggin cats, I mean what the fuck are you doing break dancing and shitting at the same time dude? I didn't even know that was possible"

the person in question: "AUUUUGHGGHHH DUUUDEE I HAD PAPER AND I THINK ITS LABOR DAUGH AND I DONT LIKE NIGGERS!"

by Schrodinger's cock pasta February 25, 2025

Laboratory Bias

A systemic flaw where data and phenomena observed in controlled, simplified laboratory conditions fail to accurately represent their behavior in the messy, complex, and interconnected real world. This bias arises because labs deliberately isolate variables and eliminate "noise," which often strips away the very contextual forces that shape outcomes in nature, society, or technology. The lab result is "true" only within its sterile vacuum, creating a potentially dangerous illusion of understanding that cracks under real-world pressures. It's the map that's perfectly accurate for a single, empty room, but useless for navigating a city.

Example: A social psychology study on altruism conducted in a lab with college students playing for token rewards might show people are fairly cooperative. This Laboratory Bias would completely miss how altruism collapses under real-world stresses like economic scarcity, tribal politics, or anonymous online interactions. The lab finding is valid, but its translation to reality is broken.

by Dumu The Void February 4, 2026

Labor Digger

Labor Digger
noun
A man who accuses women of being “gold diggers” while simultaneously expecting unpaid domestic, emotional, or logistical labor in return for minimal financial contribution.
Originated as South Side Chicago slang in the 1980s as a satirical counter to “gold digger” claims. The term flips the economic accusation: instead of extracting money, a “labor digger” extracts cooking, cleaning, childcare, emotional management, and life administration.

Concept:
Highlights the double standard where financial provision is treated as transactional, while unpaid labor is treated as expected.
In short: If gold is money, labor is time — and time is currency.

“He says women just want his paycheck, but he can’t boil water and needs a reminder to pay his own bills. Classic labor digger.

by SChiLinguist February 26, 2026

Labor Digger

A woman who benefits from a man’s unpaid labor in everyday life, expecting him to handle countless tasks that make her life easier and more comfortable, often without acknowledgment or reciprocation. This includes fixing leaking taps, unclogging sinks, assembling furniture, cutting tree branches, carrying heavy items, repairing cars, changing tires, replacing light bulbs, ceiling fans, and air filters, cleaning gutters, washing windows, power-washing driveways, loading and unloading groceries, transporting large purchases, cooking meals, preparing snacks, planning birthdays, anniversaries, holidays, and other events, buying gifts, stocking household essentials, coordinating family gatherings, mediating disputes, listening to her vent, giving advice, tracking bills and deadlines, driving children to school, tuition, sports, and classes, helping with homework and projects, changing diapers, bathing children, putting them to sleep, attending parent-teacher meetings, supervising outings, setting up electronics, carrying luggage, running errands, handling paperwork, taxes, legal documents, protecting the home and family, organizing closets and storage, maintaining appliances, trimming hedges, shoveling snow, mowing lawns, decorating for holidays, coordinating contractors, fixing furniture, maintaining vehicles, and performing countless invisible physical, emotional, and mental tasks that keep her life and household running smoothly.

Hey look, I love my wife, but she’s become a real labor digger! As her husband, I’m assembling furniture, cutting tree branches, carrying heavy items, repairing cars, changing tires, cleaning gutters, power-washing driveways, transporting large purchases, mediating disputes, listening to her vent, helping with her DIY projects, carrying luggage, handling taxes, protecting the home and family, taking care of kids needs and their future, teaching life lessons and sports to kids, shoveling snow, mowing lawns, coordinating contractors, and maintaining vehicles performing countless invisible physical, emotional, and mental tasks that keep her life and household running smoothly, all while feeling completely unappreciated and exhausted!

by UnpaidHeroMen March 14, 2026

Laborandthegreens

A unique Tasmanian term, said by rusted on liberal party voters who cannot distinguish between two political parties

“I really hope Tasmania doesn’t elect Laborandthegreens in the election”
“You realise that’s two different parties yeah?”
“No it isn’t!”

by Tassielocal July 19, 2025