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Lasagna

When a woman gets around so much that the lips of her vagina can be folded over each other like lasagna.
Guy: Dude, your girlfriend is such a whore she got the lasagna.
by TheNewWorld May 26, 2015
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toilet lasagna

when taking a shit, one wipes their behind only to feel another dump coming out, prompting them to wipe again. In rare cases, this urge does not cease after three or more cycles of layering toilet paper atop each successive dump. The layers of TP on top of shit, on top of more TP on more shit, is a textbook case of toilet lasagna.
After 30 minutes in the bathroom, Johnny's love of 7-11 taquitos left the toilet clogged with a foul four-layer toilet lasagna.
by bigdaddytylenol June 10, 2025
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Cleveland Lasagna

When one shits in layers of pasta on someone's chest, and then wraps them up in plastic, so the pasta cooks itself.

*Note
It's better to eat tons of hamburger beforehand, and tons of laxatives, so you get the right consistency.
Man, that girl was so wild last night, she ayer her own Cleveland Lasagna!
by Nolando blume January 9, 2021
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Lasagna

Lasagna (noun):

A slang term referring to a false claim, rumor, or narrative perpetuated and spread primarily through social media platforms.

An outrageous or humorous story that is widely circulated online, regardless of its veracity.

Etymology: The term originates from a viral online hoax during the early days of the COVID-19 pandemic that claimed the government was making a massive lasagna inside Wembley Stadium.
"Did you hear about the thing about Michael Jordan is coming out of retirement? Sounds like a lasagna to me!"

"Massive lasagna, that article about the UFO sighting."
by Zioooooo October 2, 2023
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Lasagna Nut

When you mash your boner into a bowl or plate of lasagna, causing instant orgasm
Wow, your Lasagna Nut is on point
by Mr.Scloong September 17, 2017
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lasagna demon

Someone who has eaten a lasagna so bad that their breath smells terrible even hours later, driving away their significant other.
Bethany: What’s that smell? Is that lasagna?
Steve: Oh, yeah, I had some for dinner…
Bethany: Ew, your breath! Back off, you lasagna demon!
by AstralChaos March 24, 2022
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Lasagna Enhancement Organization

A supposed Italian mothers group that meets up weekly to discuss ways to improve upon an already perfect dish.

Taken from Donut Operator's "how to EASILY get out of a ticket (LEO recap)"
"Guys, can we get.. tell (unintelligible) what LEO stands for?"
(bla bla bla)
"Lasagna Enhancement Organization? I'm all for that dude! Like a giant group of Italian mothers that get together and discuss and debate over how you get an... an enhanced lasagna"
by CoomChaliceTheII August 20, 2024
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