Kiwi

A perfect little hairy egg

Kiwi, (aka a perfect little hairy egg) For use when you are extremely bored. e.g:
Friend: what's your favourite fruit
You: the perfect little hairy egg fruit
Friend: ...

by Emosaurus Rex December 3, 2018

Kiwi

What New Zealanders call themselves. Seemingly no one regards it as cringe!

We New Zealanders shouldn´t call ourselves "Kiwis".

by Orange Sleeves August 26, 2019

kiwy

a purple fruit that comes out your ass or mouth depending which one opens first after sex

i hope my kid never kiwys

by mommymaddie September 15, 2022

Kiwi

life

"u thought life was a kiwi?"
"yeah"
"then u were right"

"oh my god u have no kiwi"

by pruh101 April 6, 2017

the kiwi line

a line of being near cancelled

named after the infamous KiwiJoe

person 1: the september 11th incident was not all bad

person 2: you're walking the kiwi line

by waffelix May 4, 2023

kiwi

A smelly foot normally a boys foot. Smells sweet but disguisting at the same time. Sour or spicy. Salty or chessy. Doesn't matter what flavour, it can be a kiwi.

Girl: Ewww. Your foots a kiwi..
Boy: Yeah. I know.
Girl: mmmmm

by dustybowls March 5, 2022

Suck my dick Kiwi

When Kiwi says something you don't like

Kiwi Joins call
Kiwi: Hello.
speadson: Suck my dick Kiwi

by speadson December 28, 2024