The Keira treatment

When all of your friends are bitches so you and your home girl don’t talk to them anymore.

I’m gonna give her the keira treatment.

by hotgirl100 June 12, 2025

keira

keira is a amazing, funny, intelligent girl who has usually been raised by only one parent, she has a great sense of humour and will never fail to make you laugh. usually have brown hair and hazel eyes, small and slim. she will help you in any situation as she would her friends. very loyal to loved ones and respects people around her.
her usual type is stoner lads, tall brown hair.

person 1: omg keira helped me she's so nice!
person 2: i know she's so awesome and cool!

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Keira

Keira is beautiful with long dark hair and a flawless smile. She has the utmost sense of humor and really likes coconuts (specifically when they are thrown at adults' heads). She is kind and resilient and easy to talk to, and I am sure I will fall in love with her soon.

If you are eating fruit, Keira will steal it from you, then give you a hug when you start crying.

by Carrotss November 22, 2021

Keira

A ginger human

Wow look at Keira, she's so ginger

by RATA1A November 22, 2021

Keira

Ah, Keira, where do I even begin with you? It seems as though Mother Nature had a field day when she created you. Your presence is as underwhelming as a rainy day in a desert. Your intelligence is so lacking, it's a wonder you manage to tie your own shoelaces without assistance. And let's not even get started on your looks. It's as if Picasso himself attempted to paint a portrait of mediocrity and called it Keira. Your face could break a mirror, and your personality could bore a sloth to sleep. Quite frankly, I'm amazed that you've managed to survive this long without someone mistaking you for a garden gnome and placing you in their front yard. But hey, at least you're consistent, consistently disappointing, that is.

Random Person: “Is that Keira?”
Another Random Person: “Where? All I see is a rat.”

by Aanonymous_Hater May 8, 2024

Keira eat ass

You are cdog and you are dating a girl but she eat ass

“Yo Chris what Keira up to tonight?”
“Idk I just know Keira eat ass so prob that.”

by Nerome27283 May 25, 2024

Keira Johnson

Keira is a wonderful human being but he’s more than just that, he’s the rain when you’re having a bad day. He’s a beautiful person that you have to have patience to understand.

He’s not the type of person to have affection but he has his moments. My boy, Keira Johnson is a wonderful person that can change your life in any way. His names basic but it means so many things that could be important to you.
He’s the first person you could tell your problems about and he would try to understand. He would never do cruel things to you even when he’s upset. He’s like the gas that starts a fire but eventually he knows how to put it out.
He’s a normal person but yet he’s so different.

Unknown: who’s that ?

Friend: That’s keira Johnson, he’s really cool.

by Keirasgirlfriend November 21, 2021