Juddhistic

One who follows the teachings of Buddha, but retains stereotypical Jewish traits.

EZJ- "Exactly. Why do you hate John so much? Who, really, is the gay one here?"
B- "Don't be jealous. If i hated him, why would I buy him a $140 plane ticket so he can get home to work on time"
D- "Don't fall for it Brandon. He's using his Buddhistic thoughts on you"
B- "Juddhistic, he's trying to get me to buy his plane ticket too"

by poopdrummer September 23, 2013

juaho

An annoying, tall, man whore. He enjoys eating ass and is an asshole himself.

booty Juaho is a booty hole

by killahhhh December 21, 2013

Judas Jack Cumslap

Prior to ejaculating from behind you stop and finish in your hand but make her think you finished in her. As she turns around slap her with it.

"She said she wanted kids, but I gave her a Judas Jack Cumslap."

by PaPa J September 6, 2015

judas juices

The sexual fluids released by a female who social standing with the church will never know about her "just the tip" experiences

Her judas juices flowed like the mighty Mississippi, everyone in the church knew that purity ring was just another lie. She had traded her purity for "just the tip."

by QDSFM September 3, 2016

judasia

Don't play about what hers. Beautiful,stubborn,and also can be petty at times. Also she freaky as hell.
Most gîrls name Judasia are Dark-skinned.

She look like a Judasia. You can tell by if her ass fat.

by Thickkchicks January 18, 2017

judagape

Judagape is a sweetie who streams relaxing gaming content on youtube

I can't want to see more of Judagape's minecraft las vegas

by casper_dlwk May 6, 2018

Judas Dart

A Judas dart is a cigarette that exceeds all expectations, also known as dart of the day. Usually rolled from a crisp new pouch of port royal tobacco.

Person 1: "hows that durrie treat you mate?"
Person 2, in absolute dart euphoria: "mate this is it, the fucking judas dart"
Person 1: "wow"

by Dartanya May 25, 2018