The Puerto Rican version of the Dirty Sanchez, when a man and a woman engage in anal sex, then the man takes his penis and rubs it on the girls upper lip leaving a moustache. could also be defined as when a male fingers a female's ass and wipes the reminants on the female's upper lip.
Laura was pissed and yelled at Manuel "don't ever give me a dirty Sanchez again", and Manuel replied I am Puerto Rican bitch, that was a Dirty Juan!
by laukerp August 3, 2009
Get the Dirty Juanmug. by p_fish April 14, 2004
Get the fearless juanmug. 
Juan loves to bully innocent people even when they’ve done nothing wrong. Juan is the type to get upset easily and take out his anger on other people. Juan is very basic.
by Greendale July 20, 2019
Get the Juanmug. by Pammy Pop ^o^ October 22, 2009
Get the Don Juanmug. 
Spider Juan is a Mexican Spiderman, he saves the ladies and takes them to his house.
"Spider Juan, Spider Juan, he saves the ladies...and then he he takes them to his house."
"Spider Juan, Spider Juan, he saves the ladies...and then he he takes them to his house."
by wildfred2004 January 29, 2015
Get the spider juanmug.