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Jonathan

A short ass boy who is ugly as hell he looks like a rat and smells like cow shit , his crush will never like him back and is annoying he has a big ass head and his eyes stick out he’s really ugly when i see him i wish i was never born that’s how ugly he is i don’t mean this to any other jonathan besides that one jonathan i hate
Boy: Yo look it’s jonathan

Me: Ewwww
by Mayson January 5, 2020
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Jonathan

A Mexican dude who looks like a terrorist and is ugly as hell and stutters alot.He is terrible with girls and usually gets gay guys to fall for him because he looks like a queer.
Guy #1: Wassup Jonathan
Jonathan:STFU before I suicide bomb your whole family
by Sneakerhead bih March 26, 2018
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Jonathan

Jonathan: He gay.. dats all
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Jonathan

uh loock at Jonathan
by Papa Holocaust April 30, 2019
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Jonathan

A really nice guy and really cares about people, but he has his downsides mostly being that he is extremely unattractive and girls absolutely hate him he is a complete dork who try's to make people laugh just by screaming and saying random words than pertain nothing to the situation he can also be a extreme jerk and it makes you question why you ever became friends with him.
Oh Jonathan. Yeah he's a nice guy but he has to many negatives to ever be liked
by Obsolete Mule October 22, 2017
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Jonathan

A fucking asshole who will call you “gay” or “fagotevery day.
Kid: Hi Jonathan

Jonathan: Fuck you fagot
by Alias Pseudonym Anonymous November 4, 2019
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Jonathan

Some black kid that has a forehead the size of megaminds
Damn do you see thag Jonathan over there? His head is fat asf!
by Yessirski October 22, 2019
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