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Jens

an absolute mothafuckin chad.
jens lookin hella fly tonight. what an absolute mothafuckin chad.
by DeerhunterTJ April 30, 2021
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Polytenztangenic [pol-ee-tenz-tan-JEN-ik]

Polytenztangenic pol-ee-tenz-tan-JEN-ik

adjective

1. Characterizing a discourse or monologue that explores a wide range of topics or arguments from a singular, often passionate or biased perspective.

2. 2. Describing a spontaneous or energetic outburst that covers a broad spectrum of subjects, influenced by heightened enthusiasm or excitement, often lacking a clear focus but rich in personal references and anecdotes.
Polytenztangenic pol-ee-tenz-tan-JEN-ik

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1. In his latest blog post, the author delivers a polytenztangenic tirade that, while seemingly erratic, provides deep insights into his unique worldview on digital privacy.

2. After consuming an excessive amount of energy drinks, she launched into a polytenztangenic rant during the meeting, weaving through topics from corporate strategy to her adventures in backpacking, much to the amusement and confusion of her.
by Veil Couture February 23, 2024
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Black Jen

Hmm i heard that dolphins and sharks repel each other...nah thats a black jen
by Welovecheesypoofs October 9, 2017
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Jens

A christian wholesome boy, that likes to drop jumpy asians. Jens likes to play golf and is a true son of Skyrim wielding his double edged battleaxe of doom. He is a snob although, so that is a big nej nej.
Jens have never been on pornhub and he does not know of Mia Khalifa. What a guy
by CrazyAsian123 October 8, 2019
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Jens

Jens is a very cheerful guy that always tries to see the good in people, but he comes of a little strong at times and might seem annoying.
To be a Jens is to always be there even if you don’t want it.
by Some Dude who says things August 24, 2021
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Jens

A real brother with a huge peepee, a wholesom heart and haves a crush on almost everyone
does Jens have a huge peepee?
Yes Jensieboi has got a huge peepee
by Jensieboi November 22, 2021
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Jens is the best kind of guy that exists. He is kind, but has an edge. He’s a little bit of everything and will make you laugh until your tits fall off. He will listen intently to you even if you’re telling the worst story in the world, and he would expect the same in return. Everyone wants a little piece of Jens.
Oh man, that guy is a real Jens. Not to be confused with gem, but same same!
by k&&&& November 22, 2021
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