Jens

The man... The myth... The lege- nah it's just Jens.

-Dude there's an active school shooter in school!
-Nah,chilll it's just Jens.
-Ah shit, you're right.

by playerballman May 14, 2019

jen chen

A total know-it-all and a bitch, she is always honest and it usually makes you feel bad and doesn't do anything to comfort you when you need it the most.

Man Carmen was being such a Jen Chen today !

by Isabellathecrazydlady May 25, 2016

Jens

Usually a name used for people who can smoke an insane amount of weed.

Dude, that guy is a Jens

by Fermefrans78 November 21, 2021

Jens

Jens is a hot kind smart and funny person. He will be there for you and will support you always . He will not judge or discriminate. Jens is very wanted and liked by everyone around him. He does not hesitate to tell you his feelings and will be open and honest with you. Jens is like nobody else, you should be extremely overjoyed if you are lucky enough to have a Jens in your life.

“I wish Jens was my boyfriend “

by Hereforyoubaby April 28, 2022

Jens

BOOM💥! If you meet Jens you will automatically say BOOM. It’s crazy. A jens eats condens.

Person 1: why are you saying BOOM all the time?

Person 2: BOOM!

Person 1: alright. You met Jens.

by honda_legend November 22, 2021

Jens

Is your Allesj

After five years we got married. He's really my Jens.

by Tajine August 19, 2020

Jen

or Jennifers are known for their affinity for kicking anybody named Eli or Elijah’s ass. Assimilated by caretakers into the practice of ass-kicking from birth, it is a natural instinct for Jens (kuczynskis jennifis) to gravitate towards ass-kicking exclusively that of the Eli (martinus elijus) species.

Everyone come quick Jen is gonna beat Eli’s ass!!!

by eliasskicker95 November 23, 2021