iowa

An album by Slipknot released in 2001. It was so good they named a state after it.

Andy: Have you heard Slipknot’s album, Iowa?
Max: I heard they named the state we live in after it.

by anonymous January 21, 2022

Iowa

Aka Idaho, used when you want to keep amazing places in the potato land hush hush.

Fucking rad pow day in Iowa today!

by Wittyruss February 4, 2020

Colfax, Iowa

The smallest shit rut of a town, that consists of nothing but hicks and hoes who do nothing but talk shit. If you get bored in Colfax, Iowa, you’re in luck! You can smoke shitty weed parked behind McDonalds! That weed giving you the munchies? Choose between the McDonalds you just smoked by, subway, or a shitty little Mexican restaurant. If you see a teenager on the street there don’t stop for them. Their first words will be “can I hit that?” And always remember kids, if you do any other drugs than smoke weed and get drunk off shitty liquor in a garage you’re a piece of shit. And if you see any adults, they’re either old or do meth, so say hi!

Have you ever been to Colfax, Iowa? You have? Fuck man I feel bad for you.

by you all suck so much ass April 15, 2020

Iowa Water

A cold Buschhhhh latte

Hey you back to drinking that Iowa water again?

by Bobertf3 January 1, 2022

Iowa hot

Iowa hot is when someone would be considered attractive in Iowa but a 3/10 anywhere else.

Max: Bro, she’s SO hot!

Reace: Nah man, she’s Iowa hot.

by YungButtpiss October 31, 2023

Postville Iowa

A Joint rolled with the thickness of a cigar. Must contain at least 4 filters, 2 papers, and 3 different strains.

Hey Ian, you should come over to my place this weekend so we can smoke this Postville Iowa!

by Sman927 August 8, 2024

Iowa hush puppy

The batter dipped and fried testicles of farm animals, considered a delicacy in farm country.

City Boy: I would never eat a bull testicle, but I do love an Iowa hush puppy.

by El Walkerama February 23, 2020