Oh, yes, I was really just sooooo miserable while I was fucking all of the women but NOW... NOW I've learned my lesson, guys. I see now that what EVERYONE should want... Is just one... That's what we should all do from now on, right guys? We should all just agree to just not do the thing I did... Because it was soooo bad for ME AND WOMEN... I just didn't understand! Right!? I just didn't get it but now I DO get it and I was just oh so sad... Now that I'm dome doing it we should just all agree to not do the thing I was just now doing a minute ago, right? I was such a fucking scumbag... For doing that... You don't want to be a scumbag, do you? I mean, I'm not anymore because I improved... You know you should probably improve too, right? I was just oh so bad for doing that... BUT NOT ANYMORE! Not anymore... Now I'm fine... But it was just oh so bad for me to do that... YOU definitely shouldn't want or do that because then you're an evil psychopath, right Jordan? Right? But I'm not a psychopath anymore am I Jordan? Even though I was just there doing the thing that the you said makes people a psychopath, right? The thing that never changes or goes away? I was doing that but now I stop so Jordan will let me hook myself up to his trough... Right Jordan? Isn't it terrible the thing I was just doing there a second ago? No one should seek to do the thing I just did because it's just so bad... Come on guys! We can all improve together! We can all stop doing the thing I was doing!
Fat-cock former atheist convert "I was fucking all of the women... But I was just, uh, oh so miserable but now I've learned my lesson, guys"
Hym "Yeahyeah, I've heard it all before dipshit. It's the same fucking story for all of you. It's like a fucking incantation. Say the magic words and you're absolved of your sins. I'm supposed to sit here and fucking praise you for doing a thing that you now think is wrong. 'He's so humble now (and not before)! He really has learned his lesson!' 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 And this is where Jordan chimes in with his bitch-ass and says 'Now, you can't fucking say you wouldn't have done the thing so something-something wisdom so you have to forgive him now because something-something incest cult' We hate excuses... Except when we can get a charlatan to make them for us. Then are excuse are all that matter, right? I make excuses? Bad. He does a thing that is bad. Here comes captain fucking delusions of authority 'Something-something excuses for this fucking guy' like a fucking cuck. Daddy steps in to save his fucking fat-cock son. Whatever, right? Just shut up and do the fucking incest ritual with the whore he fucking reemed out."
Hym "Yeahyeah, I've heard it all before dipshit. It's the same fucking story for all of you. It's like a fucking incantation. Say the magic words and you're absolved of your sins. I'm supposed to sit here and fucking praise you for doing a thing that you now think is wrong. 'He's so humble now (and not before)! He really has learned his lesson!' 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 And this is where Jordan chimes in with his bitch-ass and says 'Now, you can't fucking say you wouldn't have done the thing so something-something wisdom so you have to forgive him now because something-something incest cult' We hate excuses... Except when we can get a charlatan to make them for us. Then are excuse are all that matter, right? I make excuses? Bad. He does a thing that is bad. Here comes captain fucking delusions of authority 'Something-something excuses for this fucking guy' like a fucking cuck. Daddy steps in to save his fucking fat-cock son. Whatever, right? Just shut up and do the fucking incest ritual with the whore he fucking reemed out."
by Hym Iam March 03, 2024
A feeling that comes to fruition after being involved in a relationship that holds you up or mistreats you in one way or another.
Be it toxic behavior, mismatching personalities, or for another example, someone might say "I love you but fuck you" if they feel deeply attached to their partner but are frustrated by a repeating pattern of broken promises or actions that hurt the relationship.
Be it toxic behavior, mismatching personalities, or for another example, someone might say "I love you but fuck you" if they feel deeply attached to their partner but are frustrated by a repeating pattern of broken promises or actions that hurt the relationship.
Man, I don't even know what I want anymore. I just want her to be happy.
Sometimes, I just wanna say .. "I Love You but Fuck You".
Sometimes, I just wanna say .. "I Love You but Fuck You".
by DeltaKT January 04, 2024
by Itsdaspoonman October 16, 2022
This is code word in the homosexual underground metal community for "I can suck a mean cock".
Many people in the heavy metal underground scene use this phrase to discreetly pick up on homosexuals. The reason for the discretion is that being gay is typically frowned upon amongst the Heavy Metal community. So if you are trying to pick up a gay dude publically and don't want people to know that you are a cock craving butt lover, just tell them "I can watch the fuck out of a movie". Those that are "in the know" in the heavy metal community will quickly accept the offer and allow you to suck his cock since he will now know that you can suck a mean cock.
Many people in the heavy metal underground scene use this phrase to discreetly pick up on homosexuals. The reason for the discretion is that being gay is typically frowned upon amongst the Heavy Metal community. So if you are trying to pick up a gay dude publically and don't want people to know that you are a cock craving butt lover, just tell them "I can watch the fuck out of a movie". Those that are "in the know" in the heavy metal community will quickly accept the offer and allow you to suck his cock since he will now know that you can suck a mean cock.
So I was at a straight bar and ran into a gay dude, I told him "I can watch the fuck out of a movie"....... 2hrs later, I was sucking his cock.
"Hey, how do I let a fag know that I can suck a mean cock?". "Tell them You can watch the fuck out of a movie", that is code for "I can suck a mean cock".
"Hey, how do I let a fag know that I can suck a mean cock?". "Tell them You can watch the fuck out of a movie", that is code for "I can suck a mean cock".
by 1389 September 23, 2015
by Definitelynotdaniel June 26, 2021
by I have sex with Pokémon December 23, 2019
What you tell your friend when their cheeks (alternatively, their "Gyatt") looking a little more scrumptious than usual and you just have to have it
Person 1: "Hey Jake! *ass bouncing as he walks" How have you been recently?"
Person 2: *Looking at Person 1's fat ass* "John, I fuck with you heavy. Give me that Gyatt!"
Person 2: *Looking at Person 1's fat ass* "John, I fuck with you heavy. Give me that Gyatt!"
by KidneyCanceler January 27, 2024