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Hyper Nut

The nut to end all nuts. This nut is so large that the cum will act like a blanket around the bed. When you do this nut, the gods will take notice and crown you the chosen one.
I unleashed a Hyper Nut into that ๐Ÿ‘
by Whatโ€™s your handle321 February 10, 2024
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Hyper-hyperbole

The use of such extreme exaggerations that the simple word "hyperbole" is insufficient -- especially found in partisan political discourse and within the mass media.
The media attacks on President Trump, Republicans and conservatives have soared into a world of hyper-hyperbole.
by LarryHorist June 16, 2018
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thinks I smells like lavender ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰, lies to cumflakes, i s wired
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by reilovesalexturner June 12, 2021
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Lean Mass Hyper-Responder

The term "lean mass hyper-responder" was coined by software engineer David Feldman on July 3, 2017 while posting in his low-carb diet blog: "Cholesterol Code." The blog post called "Are you a Lean Mass Hyper-responder?" quickly circulated through the low-carb community.

As background, the original term "hyper-responder" was already used by dietary professionals for years prior to Feldman's blog post. And in dietary literature, a "hyper-responder" is someone who adopts a low-carb diet, then experiences dramatic cholesterol elevation. So when Feldman wrote his 2017 blog article, he co-opted "hyper-responder," and crafted his new term "lean mass hyper-responder" to describe what he believes is a metabolically unique sub-set of all hyper-responders. Specifically, some hyper-responders begin a low-carb diet while already in possession of a very lean body mass. And yet in spite of this, they still --quite counter-intuitively-- respond with extreme cholesterol elevation. Additionally, these subjects experience a marked decrease in triglycerides, while exhibiting excellent metabolic health. The entire phenomenon defied a long-standing metabolic theory called "The Lipid Energy Model," presenting a scientific conundrum for Feldman.

Feldman believed that all this was a significant observation worth exploring. And his efforts eventually led to a 2023 research project called "The Lean Mass Hyper-Responder Study" led by Dr. Matthew Budoff and Dr. Nicholas Norwitz at Lundquist, UCLA.
IN A SENTENCE: "Steve has always been a tall, skinny, beanpole of a guy. And then when he went on the carnivore diet, he was still skinny, but his cholesterol went through the roof. His doc said that overall he's pretty healthy, so he might just be a lean mass hyper-responder."
by Innocent Byproduct December 13, 2023
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Hyper-rectalcranialitus

A fancy term for constantly having your head up your ass.

Used to describe certain groups of people who dial 911 for no reason with a BS medical complaint.
Patient: "Hello,911? Yes I think I'm having a stroke, I think I've had it for a month!"

EMT: "No sir, you have Hyper-rectalcranialitus. It's a pretty severe condition that you may need to get looked at. For removal of the cranium from rectum, it may require surgery."

YO HEADS UP YO ASS.
by Cletus Filibuster September 6, 2016
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Hyper-minority

A group of people even smaller than a minority, not being recognized as part of LGBT, or ethnic groups. People like "trans racial", "MAP","dreamgender/dreamsexual"are all hyper-minorities. Unlike minorities, hyper-minorities are subject to being ridiculed because they are cringe and irritating to be around. So they are often made fun of online.
"Hey that guy across the street is in a hyper-minority, cringe.
by Combat shorts August 28, 2021
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Hyper Diarrhea

Man one: "I shitted a big brown out of my horrible ass"
Man one: "Hyper Diarrhea"
by spegt December 24, 2022
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