one hump pump

A woman who is so fat that when you are getting it on with her you only have to hump her once. Her fat keeps her jiggling for long enough to make it seem like you are still fucking

Man, last night I was with a one hump pump. I left after one hump and she was still shaking when I left 4 hours later!

by maz33 May 3, 2008

camels hump

opposite of camel toe
when a man has on tight pants and has a visible lump in the crotch area.

That male ballet dancer is sportin' a serious camels hump.

by danielle November 12, 2003

Hump-n-dump

Pretend to be in love in order to fuck a chick, and then dump her right away! Don't TELL her, just DISAPPEAR!

A person who DOES the hump-n-dump is called "Humpty Dumpty".

by Humped-n-Dumped July 8, 2006

Hump day

The day celebrated just for humpin

It's hump day? Sweet, now I'm gonna go home and hump my girlfriend

by Family Jew July 26, 2018

humpf

a feeling of utter frustration, but in a cute girlie way

"humpf, I'm too sleepy to wake up."

by Anonymous May 22, 2003

mother humper

Another phrarse to say in terrible situations when your DYING to say mother f***er and you can't.

" GOD DAMN YOU, YOU MOTHER HUMPER!"

" SHUT THE F UP YOU MOTHER HUMPER "

by heather ( : January 24, 2009

Duck Humper

Some one sexually involved with a duck

Dam did you see that Duck Humper get on that duck!

by Ontherighttracks March 3, 2010