hotdog party

Like a sausage fest, what you get when you initially expect an event to have a reasonable number of women, but to your horror discover consists mostly (or entirely) of guys. This is a terminal condition because unless a large group of girls shows up (or one happens to be an attention whore, see: youniverse), no single woman will risk being the first bun to walk in the room.

Man, the party sucked; the girls left right after we got there and then it was just a hotdog party. When everyone started looking around we issued a nonpology and left--we were not at all interested in witnessing a circle jerk.

by Haywood Jablowmi June 11, 2007

Alaskan Hotdog

A short amount of time. Akin to a New York minute but imperceptibly faster.

Bob: Hey, I need those tps reports done
John: sure I'll have them done in an Alaskan hotdog.

by engaginformation March 30, 2015

hotdog taco

A penis inside a vagina.

You see, 'cause a hot dog is like a penis, and the taco is like the vagina - its funny!!!!!1111eleven11

Me n' me bitch went and made ourselves some hotdog tacos.

by Vee Are Are Schee May 04, 2004

hotdog in a hallway

Fucking a really really loose pussy

Dave: hey I just fucked my girlfriend!

Fred: was it like a hotdog in a hallway

by sharpsickel August 07, 2011

Albanian Hotdog

Where two intimate partners who are scrambled in the brain share excrement by connecting both their butt cheeks together and violently exchange poop

Phil and Jane Decided to do an "Albanian Hotdog" to lighten the mood.

by TheSpankSir October 19, 2014

Hotdog juice

Steamy moist liquid coming for the hotdog

Jenna's first words were hotdog juice

by Slayingallday October 06, 2015

hotdog misconduct

the act of sexually raping a hotdog.

Dude #1"Dude that girl at the party had hotdog misconduct writen on her face."
Dude#2"Thats fucked up yo."

by Drone and Silverclaw March 21, 2010