Horny

We're all horny tbh

Lacy was sat in her room, watching porn. She became super horny. So she lifted up her mini skirt and began to finger her wet pussy. It felt soooo good. She was moaning loudly and her legs were shaking uncontrollably. She cummed EVERYWHERE. She still wasn't satisfied, so she called her bf Zack and told him to come over. He entered her room with a massive boner. "You ready?" Asked Zack with a cheeky smile. "Yes daddy" moaned lacy. She opened her legs widely and Zack fingered her hard whilst sucking her DD tits. Lacy moaned so loudly. Zack then licked her tight little pussy; focusing on hitting her clit. Zack stopped and pulled out his monster 9" cock. She was ready. Lacy got down on all fours whilst Zack entered her wet pussy. She screamed asit entered her. Zack started thrusting in and out, and lacy could barely control herself. "yes yes YES fuck me harder daddy I'm gonna cum oh my god DADDYYYY" she moaned. Zack got very turned on by this and told lacy to kneal down. She began sucking on his dick and was massaging his balls. "Yes baby I'm gonna cum YES OH MY GODDDD BABYY UHHH" moaned Zack loudly. He cummed in her mouth and she swallowed it all. They fucked again then fell asleep in eachothers arms. In the morning- they repeated it

by hèllø :)) July 27, 2020

Horny

We all know what your here for, just remember to clear your search history

Ava was so horny, she would fuck anyone. She went to the nearest bar with her sexiest dress. Eventually she met eyes with Emma, she was so beautiful, she just wanted to feel up her huge ass. They were so drunk that Ava took her home. A very drunken Emma slammed her against the bedroom wall and started kissing her and exploring each other’s mouths with their tongues. Ava threw her onto the bed and started taking Emma’s pants off. Ava shoved her three fingers up her vagina then started circling her clit with her tongue. Ava quickly took her own pants off and put on her strap-on dildo and started fucking Emma. “FUCK..ME..FASTER” she said. Ava went faster and faster until she flipped her over and started eating her ass like a slice of cake. She finally had enough and said to Ava “now it’s your turn”. She took the dildo from Ava and went on top of her. Emma licked her clit and Ava let out a load moan. She shoved her face between her legs and licked some more. After a while of clit licking, she started fucking her with the dildo. “HARDER MOMMY!” Ava screamed. Ava cummed on Emma’s face but she just licked it off. They went on for many more hours until they passed out and slept with Ava’s face shoved into Emma’s clit, on Ava’s bed.

by Max or Phoenix u chose March 21, 2022

Horny

Boys: Cock becomes really, really hard
Girls: Pussy gets wet as a soaked sponge

These days, coronavirus has forced me to stay at home with my hot gf;)Thinking to spend some time with her, I went towards her room.When I opened the door, I saw Jen reading an erotic literature book, with a wicked smile on her pretty face. She was wearing a skin tight red tee and tight shorts. Seeing me, she got HORNY. Though I had initially wanted to laugh and talk with my girl, her actions made me horny too. I could feel my cock getting harder and harder. Jen suddenly threw the book across the room and gave a moan. Her tight pink pussy was so wet that her cum leaked through her sexy shorts. I slammed the door shut. Before I could jump at her and dry fuck, she took off her sexy little tee and shorts and I saw no underwear. My dick became so hard that I couldn't keep it in my pants anymore. So I unbuttoned my pants and Jen pulled them off, revealing my 10 inch monster. Next, she took off my shirt. I let her take control of my bod. She vigorously threw me onto the bed and started licking my hard cock. It felt soooo goood!!! I returned it with sucking her hard pink nipples, and fingering her pink pussy. My heart ran so fast!
Next, she lay me on my back and straddled like a HORNY cowgirl. I begged her to go faster. I got so HORNY, that I flipped her over and penetrated her deep as hell. We orgasmed together! What a feeling! Jen then suggested going to the shower to clean ourselves(or probably get dirtier;) I followed her. What happened later I leave to your HORNY mind!

by Greatdefsrighthereaturbandic(k March 24, 2020

Horny as hell

A term referring to being horny yet to an extreme. Such when an individual is more horny than usual.

Man shoo I is horny as hell! I don't think just jackin da stick is gonna do it for me tonight.

I'm horny as hell baby, and I want you deep inside of me.

by Adam Povavili August 23, 2006

horny bitch

what happens to me when i am with a hot man. ;)

I am a horny bitch when i get pms. :)

by Stacy July 26, 2006

Horny

Nick grabbed near boobs tightly and whispered in maddies ear that this was going to be the funnest day she's ever had. She took her hand and moved Nicks off of her boobs. She grabbed one of them and led him up to her room. Nick locked the door, and turmed around to Maddie fingering herself. This made him horny. He walked closer and stopped right in front of her. Maddie took her hand out of her shorts. Nick grabbed the straps to her tank top and pulled it off. She was wearing a red bra. He could already tell her tits were huge. He grabbed her waist to make her stand up and pulled down her shorts revealing her soaked red thong. He turned her tiny body around and undid her bra with his teeth. He pulled it off, she had huge, ripe tits. They has hard pink nipples on them.
He pulled down her thong and looked at her pussy.

At this point Maddie couldn’t take it any more and ripped his boxers off. He didn’t have any pants on.

She pulled him onto her bed and told him to fuck her hard. He jumped on top of her and inserted his penis in her vagina. She moaned in pleasure and they kept doing this for a good 20 minutes. Then she sucked on his cock, that didn’t last long because nick wanted to taste her. He spread her thighs apart went between them. He licked all around her pussy until he touched her g spot. They both orgasmed at the same time.

He patted her vagina before he left.
“I love you, let’s do this some time this weekend.”

Maddie was sooooooo horny after this.

by Bahaha626 November 13, 2018

Horny Alzheimer's Desease

(noun) Horny Alzheimer (háwrnee áalts-hīmerz)
(After Alois Alzheimer (1864-1915), german neurologist)

"Horny Alzheimer" or "Horny Alzheimer’s Disease" (also H.A.D.) is a medical disorder causing dementia when sex is expected: a degenerative disorder that affects the brain and causes dementia (especially late in life or late at night), forgetting all those negative memories or moral impediments you have regarding some questionable partner you had, in order to: get laid, to scratch the old itch, to dance horizontal lambada, etc..

Example 1:
- Hey, Susan! are you really going out with Rick again? Wasn't he the one who cheated on you with your sister?
- I don't remember...
- Well, I do, he also stole your dvd player and still owes me 230 bucks.
- mmm... sorry, I don't follow...
- Yes, yes, he's the one, you even tattooed his name on your shoulder, slut.

- (making common facial gestures in a Horny Alzheimer's Desease patient) really?
- Oh my, I know exactly the name of the disease you have.

Example 2:
- So what do you think about that David Letterman and his assistant, huh?
- All I heard is that they were lovers, right?
- Yes. They say he wasn't married but engaged when he was fooling around with her.
- Drat! H.A.D. strikes again!

Example 3:
- Please, doctor, come quickly! I think my mom's Horny Alzheimer is getting worse...
- Why do you think so?
- Because she had sex with my uncle last week and now she's hooking up with my cousin.
- It doesn't seem that bad.
- And yesterday she was making out with grandma.
- Ok, where do you live?
- 77 Langford street, near Lemontree Park, in the state of...
- No need to tell me, you must be in Texas.

by JUEFELES September 26, 2010