Man lathers his cock with BBQ sauce and then proceeds to have a woman suck it off. His hand is then dunked into the remaining sauce and he starts to masturbate. The woman must then be slapped across the face with a BBQ sauce covered hand and bent over and humped from behind. Then, before ejaculating, the man must turn the woman onto her back lick her vagina clean of all the BBQ sauce.
by the sloppy hog master April 26, 2015
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As I came back into the bedroom, I found Sally hog-crouching on the end of the bed.
As I came back into the bedroom, I found Sally hog-crouching on the end of the bed.
by hc22 November 17, 2019
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Ryan: You want me to put ALL your life savings towards buying a mansion for your family?
Steve: Well, the hogs ARE coming.
Ryan: Fair. Thank you and godspeed.
Steve: Well, the hogs ARE coming.
Ryan: Fair. Thank you and godspeed.
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by Angus The Other White Meat May 11, 2006
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I just got to the bar and Im in Hog Heaven, most of these swines are a deuce to a deuce and a half. Im fucking tonight!
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