The Hickey Dickey

The song you sing during a good blowjob that makes the position a lot easier. Pedophiles and sex education teachers used to sing it to harass children. Now partners do it to play. It's easily mistaken for Hickey Picky, but that's a whole nother song.
(To start, we go back years apart to 1958. Mommy is teaching her new children how to cooperate.)

Miss Bitch: Alright, come out, out of timeout. It's playtime now, Richard!
Richard: But weren't we supposed to make a toast to sing my song, Bitchard?
Miss Bitch: That is absolutely, quite enthusiastically, right, son! Come, let's get it started so we can both enjoy what is for fun.

You put your mouth right in
You put your mouth right out
You put your mouth right in
And you suck it all about

You do the Hickey Dickey and you bite his fuckin' dick
That's how you lick and stick!
by ManiacBrainiac7500 November 12, 2020
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Hickey hoes

Group of three girls who are best friends always and hoes forever. They come to middle school with hickeys and have sex with juniors in the back of their cars. Hickey hoe #1 is a pig face hoe hickey hoe #2 is a wannabe hoe who makes out with guys to be cool hickey hoe #3 sticks her butt out and wears thongs everyday, she has a baby face, and she has sex with 2 juniors in one week.
Boy #1 “have you seen the hickey hoes today? There all wearing thongs under their jeans!”

Boy #2 “no but I saw hoe #3 giving Parker head in the locker room
Boy 1 “I saw her giving another kid head in the lunch room!”
by Imawhore237 May 14, 2018
mugGet the Hickey hoesmug.

Harvesting hickeys

This is when someone really enjoys sucking on your neck and creates multiple hickeys. It is something to celebrate and not be ashamed of doing or receiving.
Theo: "Hey make sure you look at Tanya's neck! I was harvesting hickeys on her all night. She loved it!"
Polly: "That's gross! You're sick!"
Theo: "No, I'm not she loves it and has no shame about people seeing them. You're jelly AND smelly, so no one will suck

on any part of you. Why can't you just be happy for people being happy together? Oh yeah, you're just miserable."
by von groovy July 11, 2024
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internet hickey

When someone posts something within social media to 'mark' their partner/territory, either directly or in response to a reference to or by said partner.
1. Jane (checking in via Facebook): Having a wonderful dinner with my man, Dick.

Jane is giving Dick an Internet Hickey through this action

2. In a thread:

Tom: We should go to the strip club tonight!

Dick: Absolutely...I'm in!

Jane: Dick, why would you want to do that with me at home?

Jane is also giving Dick an Internet Hickey through this action

Jane is all about Internet Hickeys...
by Nykkolai February 23, 2017
mugGet the internet hickeymug.

Mississippi Hickey

Noun. When you misinterpret lyrics to a song, and accidentally give your cousin a hickey.
Person 1: I don’t practice sand tortillas, or whatever Sublime said.

Person 2: Man, you might as well have Mississippi Hickey-ed that song for how much you butchered that.
by mynoduesp_rex June 8, 2020
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friend hickey

When you give your friend a hickey out of friendship
by rosieposieprolapse May 17, 2018
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floor hickey

when you trip and days later it forms a round purple bump that hurts sometimes
ah damn it fuck my asshole i got a floor hickey it hurts so badly
by toilet struggler October 2, 2021
mugGet the floor hickeymug.

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