gooping and gumping

To be doing especially well; great

“I got 100% on my essay! I’m gooping and gumping!”

“That’s amazing, good job!”

by ur local non-binary April 28, 2023

Forrest Gump

1. The title character of a 1994 historical drama, starring Tom Hanks as a simple man who somehow stumbles into every major historical event in the US during the mid-20th century.

2. Any person who actually has, or is perceived to have, a room temperature IQ.

3. A moron in general.

Forrest Gump over there couldn’t write a sentence without major grammatical mistakes. No wonder why nobody takes him seriously.

by The Real Canadian July 30, 2022

Gump

Sticking gum on your taint to save it for later.

Dylan and Preston gumped all night long

by Furest gump December 21, 2021

Gumping

Gumping is when a person blends up aborted fetuses, adds some sort of component which will turn said fetus into gelatin. It is then molded into “pocket pussy” then used vigorously.

Hey Steve wanna go gumping this weekend

by Munting man March 16, 2024

Boris Gump

The offensive name given to the British Prime Minister relating to his perceived ignorance and stupidity - and named after the Hollywood Character Forest Gump

Oh I see that Boris Gump has just returned to No 10 Downing Street after allowing the filling stations to run dry, and lecturing the UN about Kermit the Frog. What a moron - no not the frog.

by FlintMac September 25, 2021

Gumping

When someone is not *quite* retarded but they're like just on that line, so while it's an ethical conundrum, it's not fucking a retarded person if you were to sleep with them.

"Sorry dude, I was too busy gumping Stacy's ass in the freezer."

by GetTKd December 13, 2021

The Forest Gump Theory

How long can your one run a day be during the UK lockdown before you get arrest.

Hey I’m bored, let’s test the Forest Gump theory.

by EXB FOR THE WIN March 24, 2020