"I need to confess a sin, Father. I worked at a grocery store in my teenage years, I won't get specific. There was this one girl-- are you familiar with the term 'gumping it'? So, 'gumping it' is when someone is not quite retarded, but they're like just on that line. So while it's an ethical conundrum, it's not fucking a retarded person if you were to sleep with 'em. This will come important later in the story..."
"Long story short, I fucked her ass in the freezer."
"Long story short, I fucked her ass in the freezer."
by Cranky Boots April 17, 2023
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Get the Gump mug.A PG rated version of most swear words that are commonly used in the English language. It has no affiliation with the famous character Forrest Gump.
What the gump is that?
I am so gumping mad at you right now...
Gump you!
Gump this cringe.
Look at that gumper over there...
I am so gumping mad at you right now...
Gump you!
Gump this cringe.
Look at that gumper over there...
by Oldgremlin July 31, 2023
Get the Gump mug.When you’re watching Forrest Gump and you suddenly find yourself buried in some cheeks for a whole hour.
“Bro I don’t know what happened, I was Gumping her for an hour straight.”
“I was giving her that Gump Gump and she yelled out Run Forrest Run!!!”
“I was giving her that Gump Gump and she yelled out Run Forrest Run!!!”
by Boxachocolates July 21, 2025
Get the Gumping mug.Describes a person who is unnecessarily rude, and/or who purposefully gives off an aggressive, pseudo sophisticated tone and speech in a way to come off as having higher authority. Mostly seen in places where that “authority” is over-exaggerated and unnecessarily strict.
(So basically a discord moderator/administrator)
(It is the internet, we don’t care how you talk)
(So don’t be a douchebag while trying to sound posh)
(So basically a discord moderator/administrator)
(It is the internet, we don’t care how you talk)
(So don’t be a douchebag while trying to sound posh)
Person 1: “What are the rules of this place again lmfao”
Person 2: “It is obviously in —— , Why must I always deal with these idiots who cannot even comprehend common sense, and see for themselves that there is a channel for something as simple as rules?”
Person 1: “ Stfu gump ass mf why you even bothering talking like that weirdo”
Other example:
Person 1: “Is the server big”
Person 2: “Yeah but cuz of that the moderators n shit are like gumps with sticks up their asses.”
Person 2: “It is obviously in —— , Why must I always deal with these idiots who cannot even comprehend common sense, and see for themselves that there is a channel for something as simple as rules?”
Person 1: “ Stfu gump ass mf why you even bothering talking like that weirdo”
Other example:
Person 1: “Is the server big”
Person 2: “Yeah but cuz of that the moderators n shit are like gumps with sticks up their asses.”
by Thingamajiger August 26, 2024
Get the gump mug.(Gump-ing It): Refers to running very large marathons, other words that can be referenced are: Gump, Gumper. These all relate to someone who heavily enjoys running.
by SnootLoop April 21, 2025
Get the Gumping It mug."bro, they were really gumping it last night, you could hear it from the other side of the building!"
"Honey" *tears up "I was scissor gumped last night in the women's restroom. She got up on the stall behind me when I wasn't looking and then when I turned around she had her legs above her head and was pussy bashing me against the wall" *balling her eyes out
"Honey" *tears up "I was scissor gumped last night in the women's restroom. She got up on the stall behind me when I wasn't looking and then when I turned around she had her legs above her head and was pussy bashing me against the wall" *balling her eyes out
by Schrodinger's cock pasta February 27, 2025
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