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gump

Describes a person who is unnecessarily rude, and/or who purposefully gives off an aggressive, pseudo sophisticated tone and speech in a way to come off as having higher authority. Mostly seen in places where that “authority” is over-exaggerated and unnecessarily strict.

(So basically a discord moderator/administrator)
(It is the internet, we don’t care how you talk)
(So don’t be a douchebag while trying to sound posh)
Person 1: “What are the rules of this place again lmfao”
Person 2: “It is obviously in —— , Why must I always deal with these idiots who cannot even comprehend common sense, and see for themselves that there is a channel for something as simple as rules?”
Person 1: “ Stfu gump ass mf why you even bothering talking like that weirdo”

Other example:
Person 1: “Is the server big”
Person 2: “Yeah but cuz of that the moderators n shit are like gumps with sticks up their asses.”
by Thingamajiger August 26, 2024
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Gump puffing

(noun)
/slang, bedroom mischief

A playful and slightly chaotic act where one partner blows air into the other’s vagina or anus, leading to a noisy expulsion of that air — often resulting in uncontrollable laughter, embarrassment, or an accidental trumpet solo.

Fun Fact:
Doctors recommend caution — your body isn’t technically an inflatable castle.

Etymology:
Gump — silly or goofy; puffing — to blow short bursts of air. Together they create an act as ridiculous as it sounds.
Her attempt at gump puffing turned into an unexpected symphony.

Nothing says romance like a good old-fashioned gump puffing session.

We tried gump puffing once… now we can’t look each other in the eye without laughing.
by not mitchell April 13, 2025
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Gump 'n pump

Gump 'n pump - When you netflix n'chill but its just Forrest Gump
Gump 'n pump - Darnell was over last night and we gump n' pumped realll good. Shrimp shrimp baby
by DM Ghee July 3, 2021
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Forrest-Gump

Travel around, typically afoot, for no particular reason.
The gerund of "Forrest-Gump" is Forrest-Gumping. The past and present participle is Forrest-Gumped. The past tense of "Forrest-Gump" is Forrest-Gumped.
by Comrade Running Bear April 14, 2021
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Gumped

Adjective: to outrun, or continuously run farther, faster or longer than anybody else.

(In refrence to Forest Gump)
"Antonio gumped right by Abelina this morning during morning jog even after giving her a 1/4 mile head start."
by AB43AZ April 24, 2017
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Gump

When you are violently humped by a person of the same sex, or basically any black person.
"bro, they were really gumping it last night, you could hear it from the other side of the building!"

"Honey" *tears up "I was scissor gumped last night in the women's restroom. She got up on the stall behind me when I wasn't looking and then when I turned around she had her legs above her head and was pussy bashing me against the wall" *balling her eyes out
by Schrodinger's cock pasta February 27, 2025
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gump feather

A person who has a touch of ADHD and cannot be contained. They float around here and there like a feather in the wind. Just like that feather in Forrest Gump.
You need to out a leash on that girl, she's such a gump feather.
by InsaneMomBrain July 22, 2014
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