gremlin

So, okay, let's say you're going to eat a chick out, okay? But when she drops her pants, you see that she's really nasty and stuff and there's just no way you're touching that shit. So, in order to show your distaste for her NASTY-AZZ PUSSY, you start to go down on her (holding your breath) and when you can't hold it in any longer, let it all come out your nose. The resulting snot-rocket will cake her disgusting pussy, and give it a texture somewhat resembling the texture found on a gremlin. Hence: The Gremlin.

1: Yo, your mom's pussy was so fucking nasty, I gave her a gremlin and it looked better than it did before.
2: Holy shit, too bad I took sloppy-seconds and the dude before me gave this chick the gremlin!
3: Ohhhhh yeah baby i love ur juicy the gremlin! (see the big one)

by PinkSocker January 29, 2004

gremlin

short,hot,freshmen the people everyone wants to fuck

dannie and maddie are fuking gremlins

by rarrarara March 10, 2009

Gremlin

A person of vile, conniving, manipulative or toxic nature, someone who will act in fiendish ways or weasily manner. Will always attempt to talk their way out of anything.

“Drew Peterson is such a gremlin”

by Arabella12763 July 29, 2018

grundle gremlin

like a little mythical creature likes your ball hair. especially matt's. KMS! it is small and turdlike with beady corn eyes.

dude, did you see the size of the grundle gremlin that fell out of her pants?!

by Tayboy January 11, 2009

smutty gremlin

when you are too sexy, too much, so much, JUST sex, physical embodiment of sex.

person 1: Look at that smutty gremlin over there they are so sexy..
person 2: That is a sexy person, kinda freaky ;)

by coolswag&delicious April 22, 2021

gremlin

a gremlin who lured metal man to her lair and got his fingers up her love hole for her efforts

commonly reffered to in the fables of aesop as 'gremmy'. the most widely known tale featuring the gremlin is the tale of the marathon, in which 'gremmy' cycles many miles, only to take her helmet off in the last mile and hurt her head.
the lesson: metal man will finger it better

"is that the same metal man who got fingered by the gremlin?"
"no stupid he fingered her"
"o yeh i forgot he has herpes"
"yes"

by mr harley March 29, 2007

Gremlin

To be extremely ugly. To have more than 1 row of teeth. To have breath that will make onions cry. To be incredibly bad at offensive lineman in the sport of American Football. To write phone numbers on your own arm, claiming to "bag bitches" and the numbers are your own and your mothers. A person that should not even be allowed to attend a game of football.

Wow, that kid is such a gremlin.
A: Whats that smell? B: Oh that Gremlin just breathed again.

by a WR November 3, 2010