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welcome and goodbye

to feel the warmth brought within your skin.
by bigtiddylover September 18, 2022
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Austrian Goodbye

The Austrian Goodbye is referring to the act of shooting ones self in the head, not unlike the cause of death of the failed Austrian painter and dictator Adolf Hitler.
"Hey what happened to that guy that was just here? Did he leave?"
"No he confessed to someone using a r/historymemes "Will you be my Erika" template and then did the Austrian Goodbye in the bathroom"
by SonOfaDeadMeme January 16, 2025
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California goodbye

The way a Californian says goodbye to a person who they find sexually attractive by giving them the best sex they’ve ever experienced and leaving them wanting you/them to stay instead of going home.
Californian: thanks for showing me texas, let me show you a California goodbye.
Person: what’s that?
by Cali#1 August 6, 2022
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goodbye necktie

A noose or slipknot,used for suicidal purposes.
I'm Valentine's Day, I plan on wearing my goodbye necktie, to show my ex girlfriend that I still love her.
by lobonightshade February 25, 2017
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Two-message goodbye

when a betch tex-messagis yo, an' yo want to get her clingy ass away. ax her a question then when she sends hers back at ya. yo send her to da curb.
yeah man that betch wont leaf me alone...
fuck i gotta two-message goodbye that nasty swamp donkey.
by pdo and top shottie January 5, 2008
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boston goodbye

Old-school way of ousting someone from the community as retribution for wrongdoing without involving the police. Quietly telling everyone (bouncers, bartenders, grocery store cashiers, mail carriers, blockbuster employees, etc.) about the person’s misdeed so that no one will serve them or help them anywhere in the neighborhood and they have no choice but to move.

A form a vigilante justice.
“He robbed your car and raped your sister, and you’re not calling the police?!”

“Nah. We’re givin’ him the old Boston Goodbye, and he’ll be outta Southie for good.”

*note, the word c-a-r is pronounced CAwh.
by ZKent23 June 4, 2018
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Goodbye Sober Day

Your lips say one thing

but the drugs say another

how can I massage

this inter-galactic ulcer?
Goodbye sober day
Hello milky way
Pin my ear to the wisdom post

Hang me up and drain me dry

Mend my shipwrecked spirit

Lift the veil from my eyes
Goodbye sober day

The years grew wings and flew away
Ghosts of the past become barbarians

Of the future
And I still pity you

Because what you said was true
Goodbye sober day

Hello milky way
May your sun be blown out like a candle

May your sea burn like tar

May your sky be rolled up like a scroll

May your blue moon drip with blood
What would they say

If you went up in smoke?

If I dug you up

and made soup of your bones?
Goodbye sober day
by Gothic Miscreant October 16, 2023
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