by Cjstew October 6, 2021
Get the counter strike : Global Offensivemug. The act of grooming men around the world into becoming prioritized with begging to serve women's every "want". Men groomed this way are expected to line up and ask out every woman they come across if they can "take her on a date", with the intention of becoming her future provider of said woman's wants.
This is done via creating Youtube videos ranting about why men aren't approaching women, using shame lines such as "men who don't approach women are scared", patronizing lines such as "looks don't matter, there's someone for everyone".
This is done via creating Youtube videos ranting about why men aren't approaching women, using shame lines such as "men who don't approach women are scared", patronizing lines such as "looks don't matter, there's someone for everyone".
1000s of women around the world are demanding online why men aren't approaching them as well as making a plethora of videos about what men need to do to serve them. Global simpicide.
by Based Fiend July 5, 2024
Get the Global Simpicidemug. by dontworryitsnotglobal October 30, 2019
Get the globalismmug. by Optimus26Prime November 6, 2018
Get the Global Noob Newsmug. Global Cheese is a group chat on Twitter that is filled with the funniest people in the whole world. They are constantly raising the bar and looking flawless while doing it. Some comedians even say they got their inspiration from the friend group.
by Depression 67 December 18, 2020
Get the Global Cheesemug. Global diversity is the uniqueness and differences of cultures & ethnicities around the world.
In order to have optimal global diversity, one must avoid mass immigration (something Europe has fumbled) as, when paired with low native fertility rates, leads to ethnic replacement and thus less global diversity.
Those who champion diversity on a national level are, whether they know it or not, damaging global diversity.
In order to have optimal global diversity, one must avoid mass immigration (something Europe has fumbled) as, when paired with low native fertility rates, leads to ethnic replacement and thus less global diversity.
Those who champion diversity on a national level are, whether they know it or not, damaging global diversity.
by Jukelbo489 March 7, 2025
Get the Global Diversitymug. Where your either mentally or physically delayed to the point where you are behind in everyday life (Ex. Trends, Memes, Irl happenings/events), and quite blatantly retarded on a unreachable level. If someone calls you this, you might as well just kill yourself from that grave of an insult.
"Dude, Ryan fr cannot have this bad of reaction time, bro is literally Globally Retarded."
"Bro, Noah is so Globally Retarded, he thought that the hit game Among Us was funny! And he also triggered a National Guard Response! What the fuck dude?"
"Dude, Brian put grandpappy in a goddamn blender, is he that fucking Globally Retarded?"
"Bro, Noah is so Globally Retarded, he thought that the hit game Among Us was funny! And he also triggered a National Guard Response! What the fuck dude?"
"Dude, Brian put grandpappy in a goddamn blender, is he that fucking Globally Retarded?"
by sexy hexy II March 4, 2023
Get the Globally Retardedmug.