Tactical Flush

Tactical Flush is a technique that helps prevent clogging of a toilet when one has an extraordinary bowel movement. To utilize this technique one must simply flush the toilet as they are releasing the poop. When doing so, the toilet does not give the poop a chance to settle and immediately sucks it away.

Damn dude, it's a good thing I'm not a cunt and did a tactical flush or your toilet woulda been destroyed.

by Teknikal October 23, 2017

Toilet Flushing

When you're about to win Fortnite when the controller disconnects, you rage so much you flush the fortnite disk down the toilet

Ninja: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Me: ...
Ninja: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Me: *hears toilet getting flushed in the background*
Me again: Ninja's Toilet Flushing

by ZeBurgerCow June 15, 2018

Nasty Flush

When you flush the toilet to let someone know that you know that they’re doing the dirty.

I was on ft with my best friend and she heard her sister in the other room and she didn’t know what to do. I told her to do the nasty flush.

by Know one knows?????? August 5, 2019

Star Flustered

That feeling of shock and awe when you find out one of your teammates is actually a pro gamer.

"Jace if I found out you were actually JJonak, I would be star flustered."

by GreenBunny20 January 31, 2020

:flushed:

tee hee

I farded again :flushed:

by StinkyApe April 7, 2021

somewhat flustered

its a mental state, for example when you have rather alot on youre mind and feel in need of a nice cup of tea than you would describe youreself as 'somewhat flustered'

s 'how are you feeling?'
t 'well, to be honest i'd say i'm feeling somewhat flustered'

by bee&mays florist February 21, 2009

flirt flusher

Someone who flirts with someone, and is initially successfull, but then flushes it all down the toilet by doing something stupid.

#1. Mike is a flirt flusher: Nancy asked him to help her put on her coat and then he grabbed her crotch and flushed all his hard earned flirt points down the toilet! She was pissed!

#2. Shaner is a flirt flusher: He got Nessa's phone number, and then ridiculed her son (not realizing he was her son).

by Ed Vyzer March 10, 2009