Flaming Jasper

an unpopular gay person.;

a person who has complete authority, but no one listens to them

you are the only gay person that girls never want to hang around with haha. ;

man I really hate Nichole, she's such a "Flaming Jasper" about this fucking project.

by DuckLuck and Daffy July 6, 2010

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Flaming Matchstick

When a male gender gets a habanero pepper and cuts it in half, takes one half and enters it in his rectum area, and the other half into his pee hole. After doing this he runs in counterclockwise circles untill he throws up on a female circus mule.

"Man last night was so off the chain me and Andy did six flaming matchsticks before 2 am."

by Urban Andy February 1, 2009

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flaming cheese

Having sex too hard that her pussy ignites into a sizzling mess. After she spews you yell "OPA!"

Went so hard that i gave that bitch flaming cheese. So satisfying when I yelled OPA

by Cmamba December 19, 2013

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Fame-Flame

A person somebody heterosexual would have gay sex with simply because (1)they're famous or because (2)they adore them.

(1) "Man, I would totally fame-flame Channing Tatum. He's a household name, might boost me up in popularity."
-- Person 1.

(2) "Ohmigod, I love Aziz Ansari's jokes so much!!! I might have a girlfriend, but I would fame-flame the fuck out of him!!!!!"
-- Person 2.

by biovoid April 13, 2013

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Flaming Indian

When a man decides to surprise a girl with random anal sex. This is usually preformed at parties when a man sneaks up behind a girl, and gets her in the butt. The girl is most likely surprised and will yell something like ,"SHIT MY BUTTHOLE!" Or maybe, "HOLY WHALE-SHIT!" The man should then go on to howl like a ravaged indian, making strange calls with his mouth.

Anthony: Holy santa claus shit. I just gave madison a Flaming Indian.

John: Fuck, no way?!?!

Anthony: yeah, at first she was surprised, but then I think she liked it!
John: niiiiiice.
Jacob: i want a Flaming Indian....

by Johnnny3696 May 19, 2010

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