Kelsea Feathers is a transvestite that enjoys lying on real women because she secretly envies them. She pretends to be Jewish and only has a job because she sucks everyone off. She is addicted to drugs and will do anything to get the attention her junkie little heart desires.
Trish: Kelsea Feathers let's go get Friday the 13th tattoos every Friday the 13th.
Kelsea Feathers: Okay, let me pretend to actually work first.
Kelsea Feathers: Okay, let me pretend to actually work first.
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An unexpected (or unintentional) comment or statement that is highly comedic and / or philosophical in nature.
An unexpected (or unintentional) comment or statement that is highly comedic and / or philosophical in nature.
Marcus froze like a deer in the headlights when Jason let slip Marcus crapped his pants in the Uber ride on Saturday night. Dude hit him with that feather-hammer.
It was hilarious.
It was hilarious.
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