Mouth feathers

A wispy, thin, poorly formed mustache made of several long hairs at the upper lip, where a few of the longer hairs reach mid lip or just inside the mouth of the person trying to look like a boss dude.

Your mouth feathers are coming in nicely, Sondra.

by RealDollParts October 8, 2023

dick feathers

A dick feather is the term used for the dead skin on or around the male cock.

Chris: Bro, why is the shower drain clogged

Dillon: Sorry dawg, I have dick feathers really bad right now. The dry air really does it to ya.

by epicpoggerskeanuwholesome100 October 2, 2020

Rustle feathers

To rustle (subject)’s feathers is to get under their skin to the point of annoyance, where anger directed or misdirected is taken out on the Rustler, friends, or family.

Nick: You know, you (start rustling subject)...
Kenji: God dammt! (Response rant). Why you gotta start shit like that?
Nick: Calm bro, just try to rustle feathers!

by ShadowedShooter July 4, 2018

Bears of a Feather

A malaphor describing two people exhibiting ursine characteristics such as going to bed early, excessive sleepiness, or sniffing out food in the early morning.

"sorry i missed the show, I fell asleep at six"
"so did I"
"well aren't we just bears of a feather"

by Rolandofgilead December 22, 2024

Feathered cringle

The result of an unfortunate accident which fused a Santa clause and a chicken. Can be seen either in the north pole, or inside your chicken coop.

Hey i saw a feathered cringle yesterday.
Whoa dude where?
In your chicken coop.

by 420 yes scope March 22, 2017

borrowed feathers

Borrowed feathers

Rob him of his borrowed feathers.

by anonymous September 13, 2025

Tarred and feathered

When you blow a load of semon on someone's face and then throw confetti and/or glitter on them.

I totally tarred and feathered that bitch last night.

by The Godlewski Shiner household September 6, 2016