Feather Reduction

When you get a somewhat appearance altering haircut.

He got a crazy feather reduction yesterday.

by Simulation735 March 25, 2024

Kelsea Feathers

Kelsea Feathers is a transvestite that enjoys lying on real women because she secretly envies them. She pretends to be Jewish and only has a job because she sucks everyone off. She is addicted to drugs and will do anything to get the attention her junkie little heart desires.

Trish: Kelsea Feathers let's go get Friday the 13th tattoos every Friday the 13th.
Kelsea Feathers: Okay, let me pretend to actually work first.

by anonymous December 14, 2024

Feather twat

Big hairy pussy

Did you see Brenda's crotch? She has a full on feather twat

by Joe&Lance April 11, 2025

flock-a-feathers

A large amount of illegal drugs.

I just got my flock-a-feathers!

by OG_Cadillac_Jones March 31, 2017

feather-hammer

(noun, abstract)
An unexpected (or unintentional) comment or statement that is highly comedic and / or philosophical in nature.

Marcus froze like a deer in the headlights when Jason let slip Marcus crapped his pants in the Uber ride on Saturday night. Dude hit him with that feather-hammer.

It was hilarious.

by SpaceTT August 16, 2025

crushed feathers

a legal substance thats fun to play with similar to weed (open for interpertation)

"yo dude, pass me some crushed feathers"
"what who is this?"
"just pass me the shit"

by carogirl April 2, 2010

The Feather Family Fipples

A nipple on a male or female which is extremely broad and has the same circumference as a size 3 soccer ball.

Dude my girls got the feather family fipples, I touched them and it was like touching a watermelon.

by Con1ron May 7, 2018