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duck fucker

1. someone who is particularly anal about things that no one else cares about
2. someone that thinks he is better than everyone else
Jay is such a duck fucker! Did you read that article he wrote in the school paper? No on cares about that gross band.
by Bridgett May 14, 2006
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status fucker

someone who only believes in dating someone that has money, a nice car and is willing to spend it on the status fucker
She is a status fucker because she only dates men with professional jobs and money.
by Ashley Owens March 31, 2008
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Smucker Fucker

A masturbation technique where you take a jar of Smuckers (your choice of flavor), open it and insert your penis, then proceed to masturbate with the jam.

OPTIONAL: After ejaculating into the jar, make a sandwich or bagel with it and give it to your girlfriend, hated brother, or enjoy it yourself.
Random Guy: I totally made my gf a Smucker Fucker sandwich last night!

Random Guy2: Whoa what did she do to you???

Random Guy: Next time she makes ME the sandwich bitch!
by PandaBearPro November 15, 2011
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fuckerati

Fuckerati (pl.) is a portmanteau, pointing to the sexual version of literati, or intellectuals.
Fuckerati are the intellectuals of sex, meaning they belong to the elite caste of those experienced and knowledgeable in the most esoteric and complex ways of sex. Basically they are the know-it-alls of sex.

Singular: Fuckerat (outdated and rarely used)
Boy: That couple supposedly did all of KamaSutra and Tantic Sex in one night and still want more.
Girl: Yeah, they are famous fuckerati. Maybe we should swing with them, you'd learn a thing or two.
by fuckerat May 16, 2009
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Facked

when something is fucked up but u gotta say that jawn like Lil Shaz.
Life is facked.
by JK13721 January 9, 2020
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Furby Fucker

One who has sexual relations with furbies or small furby sized farm animals.
Jared: Dude you are such a furby fucker.

Joe: Shut the fuck up man.

Jared: I saw you fucking that little furby looking thing in the barn. You busted a nut on it too, you little furby fucker.
by Kentucky Hillbilly May 31, 2010
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bone fucker

Used by Undertale fans, means that they would ship themselves with one or two of the game's main characters (Sans or Papyrus).
Fan 1: "Hey, have you seen Sans? He's too cute!!! xoxo <3"
Fan 2: "Ew! Get away from me bone fucker."
by Zangeiti May 15, 2016
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