Fuck me day

a day where you ask one of your friends to have sex with you.

That day is August 2nd

Hey it's fuck me day... Sooo... Wanna fuck?

by Sopooki August 01, 2021

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Fuck me day

A day where you ask one of your friends to have sex with you 🥳

Hey its fuck me day... Sooo... Wanna fuck??

by Sopooki August 01, 2021

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Shut The Fuck Up Day

a whole day where you don't talk about "Anti Fur Day" or whatever the fuck is going on anymore.

Person 1: "Oh crap! Tomorrow's Fur Day-"
Person 2: "and today is Shut The Fuck Up day! so keep it down with those holidays, will ya?!"

by NastyMoth December 19, 2020

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Shut The Fuck Up Day

Shut The Fuck Up Day takes place on April 17 where everyone stops talking, and whoever talks is automatically a homosexual.

Oh shit it's Shut The Fuck Up Day time to shut the fuck up

by TheEditorOfTheWorld April 16, 2021

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National Fuck Your Partner Day

July 2nd - National Fuck Your Partner Day. You get to fuck your partner all day today, No matter what. Dom your wife fellas, July 2nd is Fuck your Partner day.

Chad: "oh, it's July second Jessie, National Fuck Your Partner Day. I get to fuck you all day."

Brenda: "For the last time Jessie is your ex girlfriend, please stop calling me by her name."

Chad: "Can we still fuck?"

Brenda: "lol ya"

by Jschlatt.Schlatt July 02, 2021

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