Tax Cunts

1.Term coined by Democratic staffers for Republicans who voted against the Economic Stimulus package.

2. Description of politicians who are so mentally challenged that their response to any and all problems is a some type of tax reduction.
1. So much for bipartisanship, the tax cunts at the GOP all voted no.

2. Have you read the recent Cato Group study that says a 20% reduction in the corporate income tax will reduce obesity in children under 10...more tax cunt logic.
by Kung Fu Donut January 31, 2009
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Nub Tax

1) n. A non-negotiable fee charged to a stupid or deserving person(s).
As a computer technician, I deal with stupid people every day. Often you deal with someone so stupid or they do something to piss you off, that you feel the need to 'pad' or increase their bill a bit. This is refered to as the "Nub Tax", or a fee for the stupid.
by qwnr March 11, 2005
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GoDaddy tax

The yearly automatic renewal fees one pays for unused domain names registered while intoxicated.

A logical consequence of being a geek and drinking.
Dude, I registered that domain after drunken bender over three years ago. I just noticed I'm still getting GoDaddy taxed on it.
by Cap'nBob August 17, 2010
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Idiot tax

The price you pay for making a dumb or avoidable mistake
Me: Why are flowers so expensive on Valentine's?
You: Well, you didn't buy them BEFORE the Valentine's day rush, so you have to pay the idiot tax
by ___effe February 9, 2018
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Penis Tax

The tax that all guys receive solely because they are male.
Guy 1: "I just checked how much car insurance is, and just because I'm male, I pay an extra 20 bucks."

Guy 2: "You know it, it's the damn Penis Tax."
by wearefindle April 30, 2011
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phantom tax

When a man nuts but no nut comes out. It is believed a phantom slurped up all the nut before the nut could come out, collecting its tax.
Sticking out your gyat with the rizzler. You're so skibidi, you're so phantom tax. I just want to be your sigma...
by spaceistasty October 10, 2023
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Poll Tax

Used to describe a an act oral sex performed on a man of Thatcherist Economic Belief before full intercourse
Maggie: I want you in me bigboy, now!
Luke: Calm down dear, first you must pay some poll tax.
by TomisGod November 25, 2007
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