Emil

To masturbate in the shower only using your fantasy.

The last two days we didn’t have any internet, so I had to do an Emil!

by sknh July 30, 2025

Emil

If you need someone with a massive penis find someone named Emil. He is probably tall and enjoys women and not men. He always smells good and is a generous, kind man. He is very strong and good in bed.

Girl 1: He is good in bed
Girl 2: He is an Emil

by roseaxx July 18, 2022

Emil

My pale white boy

Emil is my pale white boy

by brokkoli April 24, 2017

Emil Macka

When your Swedish friend named Emil puts his butt cheeks surrounding your nose making you an Emil Macka \\ *-* //

Girl to girl
girl 1: oh we did the dirtiest thing yesterday
girl 2: really??? tell me all about it
girl 1: he did the Emil Macka on me *UwU*

by Empaah November 11, 2019

Emil

A character from the NieR Franchise known for being extremely powerful and nice. He does nothing but do good and think of others.

Person 1: Oh my god I love Emil so much, he has done nothing wrong.
Person 2: What about that time when he nuked a village to save his friends?

by Kerplun January 4, 2024

Emil Thiesen

A guy who gets no play, is a bit of bitch, and most likely will never get a single win in fortnite

man 1: bro look its emil thiesen
man 2: so glad im not him, he a bitch lowkey

by Sir Ras October 13, 2022

Emil Olsen

Emil Olsen is an amazing boy. He is very good looking and all the girls want him. He is 6'6 and is in the NBA. He is Christian and is the best looking boy ever.

Yo, Emil Olsen is so hot

by Cachow January 18, 2024