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Girl 1: ugh. He's such a little bitch
Girl 2: ...he must be an Ethan.
Ethan by Rosie057 November 24, 2019
A total car phanatic who you can love inside and out. He takes time out of his day to make you feel special and worth something. You could be feeling like absolute sh*t but he'll brighten your day right up just by talking about a stupid 1989 dodge charger.
Yeah, I love that guy. His name is Ethan.
Ethan by definitely not lili November 29, 2019
Ethan has a huge cock. It’s long and slim just so it could slip in slick and shady. Ethan is funny
Ethan- Hey Ladies!!!
Ladies- Omg Big Cock Ethan!
Usually throws a sick party however later someone may be stabbed by Mr. BURNS shh!
Ethan is a hairy beast known as the jew of the group
Ethan I heard your friend is under 6ft I think it was iain
Ethan by Oran gay(fraser) January 20, 2020
The T H I C C E S T whale God in the multiverse.
Hail Ethan the true whale god!
Ethan by True whale god January 31, 2020
You have Ethan thighs
Ethan by Hjnnsd February 16, 2020