Epic pen

You just misspelled epi pen you moron.

ur mom: That epic pen literally felt like Jesus being injected into my leg!

you: Epic pen?

ur mom: oops sorry lol autocorrect **EPI PEN

you: wait, but, we're talking right now?

ur mom: *sweating*

by sluoush June 30, 2020

epic failulitis

An annoying disease that is in need of a cure.

The recession was caused by epic failulitis.

by shazow October 15, 2009

Epic Flail

Very similar to Epic Fail, except, by some means that should most likely not be allowed by the laws of probability and physics in general, it becomes so clumsy it turns around and turns into win.

fail: Try to punch somebody and miss.

epic fail: Try to punch somebody, miss, and crash into a wall.

Epic Flail: Try to punch somebody, miss, crash into a wall, and accidentally cause a bookshelf to fall on the target.

by A Fish May 16, 2008

Epic Fial

When somebody types Epic Fail but fails at it...

Bob: That was an epic fial.
Jim: ^No that was an epic fail.

by Severe Glory May 14, 2009

Epic Flail

Epic Flail (v)
1) To wave one's arms wildly in an erratic motion, causing physical harm or worry to others.
2) To make a motion or gesture that results in embarrassment.
3) To dance like a dying fish

Audrey: Oh my God! Look over there!! -Moved her hands wildly, resulting in the black eye of a stranger.-
Shannon: Epic Flail.

"See that guy dancing over there? He epically flails.

by Time is a Lion January 20, 2009

Epic Mealtime

A famous YouTube show/channel about some middle-age men that are cooking up dishes beyond your wildest imagination. The world's biggest quadruple-laired burger..with bacon? 5 Tortillas wrapped within 10 other Tortillas...with bacon? You name it, they've/ll do(ne) it.

Harley: EPIC MEALTIME ON SOME CHOCOLATE CANDY SH*T! WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHOCOLATE, HATER?!

Viewer: *opens a can of tuna*..T_T

by YoungRassi July 23, 2011

Epic Phallus

A variation on the common phrase epic fail, where the word fail is substituted with the word phallus. Can be used to describe a penis or just a hilarious failed attempt at something.

Becky rejected Tom's offer to make out last night.
Epic phallus!

by Rohinian January 14, 2010